I give Salt a fist bump for both defending Twin Peaks and playing Deadly Premonition. "Also technically it was mine first, because I wanted to watch Back to the Future."
Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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"Don't care"
"If you guys wanna watch tv find your own, im gonna go prep my shelter"
And then I proceed to prep my fortress with supplies.
"If you guys wanna watch tv find your own, im gonna go prep my shelter"
And then I proceed to prep my fortress with supplies.
The fist bump produces a powerful surge of brotricity, a force known only to a select few true bros, and has the accumulated power level of three combined nuclear reactors in a few volts. The energy ends up destroying the cake box and the cake pebble.
"Don't you understand what this means Paddy? We're the true wielders of the Broforce!"
Badass yellow triangles appear on our right hands, Triforce style. But more bro-like.
"Don't you understand what this means Paddy? We're the true wielders of the Broforce!"
Badass yellow triangles appear on our right hands, Triforce style. But more bro-like.
"Well im done with supplies"
I proceed to watch x-files on my new tv, on my new couch, in my new fortress.
I proceed to watch x-files on my new tv, on my new couch, in my new fortress.
I stare at scrubs in horror.
"Scrubs..."
I gently pick up the pebble-shaped muffin and cradle it in my arms.
"Scrubs?"
"SCRUBS SPEAK TO ME DAMMIT"
[i/]-Stop shouting, you're hurting my ears-[/i]
"Srubs! you're alive!"
[i/]-Yes, I am you creSTOP EATING ME DAMMIT-[/i]
"I'm so sorry," I sob, "You're just to goddamn tasty!"
[i/]-Sigh...[/i]
"Scrubs..."
I gently pick up the pebble-shaped muffin and cradle it in my arms.
"Scrubs?"
"SCRUBS SPEAK TO ME DAMMIT"
[i/]-Stop shouting, you're hurting my ears-[/i]
"Srubs! you're alive!"
[i/]-Yes, I am you creSTOP EATING ME DAMMIT-[/i]
"I'm so sorry," I sob, "You're just to goddamn tasty!"
[i/]-Sigh...[/i]
"So, it appears I am the wielder of the Broforce of Power, and you are the Broforce of Wisdom. Then the third wielder must been in this mall, because shut the fuck up."
I proceed to fist bump everyone in the mall, getting no results. I then see the vessel for Xot I was going to use and give it a nervous fist bump. It's fist glows.
"I just killed the Broforce of Courage."
I proceed to fist bump everyone in the mall, getting no results. I then see the vessel for Xot I was going to use and give it a nervous fist bump. It's fist glows.
"I just killed the Broforce of Courage."
I check the culture tanks and the Universal constructor...
"Both functioning optimally..."
I then go back to eating tacos and watching x-files...
"Both functioning optimally..."
I then go back to eating tacos and watching x-files...
"SALT STOP! IF THE THREE BROFORCE WEILDERS ARE EVER COMBINED, IT WILL DESTROY THE UNIVERSE IN AN EXPLOSION OF BROSMNESS!!"
"Oh."
I look over salts shoulder.
"probably gone through a wormhole or something. Most likely, we'll find it in one of these shops."
I look over salts shoulder.
"probably gone through a wormhole or something. Most likely, we'll find it in one of these shops."
"The Broforce has been shattered. There is no way to restore Broquilibrium. Zombie might've been a vessel for Bro-Courage in another life, yet Xot was the true wielder. Now we need to learn where the hell Scumbagadon and his vessels are. We must know if we have to fight the forces of Scumbag."