Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"I can't draw either dude, where's the mall's artist?" I eat a muffin.

 

[Wackymon]

Diane shrugged, "I don't know."
She eats four more muffins.

Doctor COm sighes, and pulls out a REAL FIRE-HOSE!
Guaranteed to put out fire!
He puts out the fires, and looks around.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The fireworks store explodes as doctor corn is putting it out and everyone hears marvellous pops and fizzes
Brownies... Brownies... BROWNIES... BROWNIES!!!!!!!!!

 

[Saltarius]

"Can't you just magically create awesome artwork? People say life emulates art or some shit, so just use some Mushi."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Ahahahaha. But seriously. I am shit. Did you see UU's art to Dirk? I'm worse than that."

 

[Saltarius]

"Fuck this. I'll do the art."

I create pages of artwork so ironically shitty that Dave Strider would have to give total props.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I walk over to the camping store "huh, did I do that?"

Brownies...

 

[Paddy the Second]

"This shit's better than Watchmen." I look proudly at our work.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Everyone in the RV begins to hear the word brownies repeat in their head over and over

 

[Saltarius]

"Alan Moore is an ovverated neckbeard anarchist who can't write for shit. THIS on the other hand would make guys like Scott Snyder and Grant Morrison bow at our feet and praise our glory and beg to know how we create such great comics."

With that, we finish the first issue of MALL FIGHT.

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com stabs Ryan.
"Thanks for making my life horrid."
He begins to put out the fires.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Shit, why?"

I walk back over to my RV to treat the wound

"Huh?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hey, I'm a big fan of his late stuff. But I will admit he has his flaws."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

the brownies continue to tempt everyone in the RV's with their telepathy

 

[Saltarius]

"You said yourself you never read any Batman comics other than Serious House on Serious Earth, leading to the obvious assumption you never read The Killing Joke. I also don't really know why his Swamp Thing run was so great. But anyways, from here we can either just record what's happened in the mall, or spice this shit up. I vote for the latter. I'm thinking we call Issue 2, The Birth of The G-Team!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I accidentally the brownies. All of them. "And I forgot about the Killing Joke, which shows how I feel towards it."

 

[Wackymon]

Diane begins to cook brownies of her own.
"Who wants brownies!"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I walk out and stare at my suddenly glowing telepathic brownies...

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: FRICKING LAGGY COMPUTER DOUBLE POSTING FOPDGLNLGBKLGOHBOJHVJL

"serious house is serious"

Insert troll face

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com, after fixing up the mall, walks up to the brownies, and eats them.

Diane brings out a pan of brownies, "WHO WANTS SOME!"
She gives everyone some brownies...
Then slaps ryan across the face.
Then slaps the Real Ryan across the face.