Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Anti-American Eagle]

The blood drips everywhere and you begin to die of blood loss

 

[Sigma Castell]

I say to Ryan, "Ryan..

 

[RaNDM G]

"Will you take a check?" I call to Eric, dodging a swipe from a pair of bird-like claws.

DAVESPRITE'S sharp talons scrape against your shirt, scratching your chest. DAMAGE: -1

I hold Ravens razor in my hand, and I leap out the vent, onto Davesprites back. I try to cut off his wing, and then plunge my sword into him.

We've already got that covered, dumbass. DUMBASS: +6

I stub out a joint in Davesprite's eye and kick him in the balls with a knife boot before jumping back to avoid retaliation.

DAVESPRITE'S sweet shades protect his eyes. The knife hit him in the abdomen, because I'm not really sure if sprites have balls.

DAMAGE: -2

I slam my blender into his face and run back to the others.

DAVESPRITE'S mask protects his face.

X dashes out of nowhere and power attacks davesprite with her vibrosword

I trip x

DAMAGE: -2

"FUCK" she begins to trip for a second and continues her charge

I give X a smoothie

HEALTH: +3

X keeps charging

I shoot X in the back of the knee.

DAMAGE: -10

I then slam X's face into the floor as she begins to falls from the bullet, and put my foot on her back.

DAMAGE: -6

DAVESPRITE?: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

FIGHTERS: IIII

"Uh, guys? I don't want to say you're doing it wrong, but..."

DAVESPRITE slashes Zombie with his sword.

DAMAGE: -4

FIGHTERS:

"..."

"caw caw motherfuckers"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"I know right..."

X limps out of the pharmacy and tosses a lit pipebomb at davesprite

OOC: are we gonna lose cause of bullshit?

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Weeeeeeeelll..."

 

[RaNDM G]

OOC: are we gonna lose cause of bullshit?

Friendly fire is always on, Ryan.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: I'm still calling bullshit on that...

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Bollocks. Er...Well, I didn't notice the lack of a wing. Although I did plunge my sword into him right?...." I connect my palm to my face. "I'm blaming you X!" I then walk over to Davesprite, and Bro bump him. Our fists connect, aaaaand that's it.
[This is hilarious to me.]

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Sigh...."
I make regen smoothies and pour them all over everyone.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: ITS ALL SIGMAS FAULT!!! and trilbys and zombies...

"You attacked me..."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I dance the macarena on X's head.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"How the fuck did we lose a bossfight through self inflicted damage? I had nothing to do with this bullshit!" I cut Davesprite in half.

((Captcha: be serious now. Tell me about it.))

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I'm still blaming you. Plus dude, we didn't need to attack Davesprite. He's cool. Yo Dave, want to join our party? Come on, everyone's down here."
[Guys, it was a boss fight with Davesprite. Why are we taking this shit so seriously? Why are we taking ANY of this seriously?]

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: they attacked me over... and over... and over

X knocks sigma off her head and onto the ground she gets on top of him and begins to beat him to death

 

[RaNDM G]

Davesprite blocks.

"woah man chill the fuck down i was gonna join anyway"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I put my arm around Davesprites shoulder, and lead him down the stairs to all the trolls.
"Now, lets continue, the greatest party ever. Of all time."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X continues to murder sigma in self defence

 

[Sigma Castell]

I continue dancing the macarena on X's head.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: your on the ground being beaten to death...

X continues to kill sigma

 

[RaNDM G]

Zombie trips and falls down the stairs.

"pffffft"