Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

"Quantum bar, X. It has every drink that could ever exist"
I wipe the mess off the bar.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

HalluciRyan fades in behind sigma "How long was I out that time?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I dunno. We were looking for Ryan, then we got teleported into a room full of robots, then one full of piss. Then I summoned my Bar, and made X an impossible drink"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Looking for me?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Wait, no. crap, Im tired. looking for Zombie"
I pass out over the bar.
"Ryan, im going to sleep. your in charge"
OOC: Its midnight where i am. night ryan

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: k...
Ryan fades out and X wakes up.

A pack of Robot fucking bears with sharks (with fucking laser beams on their heads) strapped to their fucking backs, start to approach the group.

X looks at them "shit"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"..."
"Did bearbot become self-aware and make himself an army?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"probably"

the sharks fire lasers at Trilby while the bears charge the cell

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Aaah. I am so afraid of your light. It hurts so much." I say sarcastically.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The bears begin to tear at the bars of the cell

The lasers miss trilby and hit sigma's bar, exploding it, instantly killing sigma

 

[Saltarius]

SHOW PESTERLOG

victorianVillain[VV] began pestering sodiumEngineer [SE] .

VV: He mocks you while you attempt to help him.
SE: Christ, not you again.
VV: Soon enough the Bard will turn on him.
SE: Gamzee.
VV: He will need you and your party.
SE: And?
VV: You save him. Then you make him pay.
SE: ...Right.

"So, Zombie, you eaten any pies yet? If so, try to not eat any more. Also, quit talking about Ms. Serket."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The bears turn out to be an afterhallucination of the gas... so they dissapear. Sigma still dies of a heartattack though...

X makes her way to the group, "I miss anything?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Sis: "I know I missed about three pages worth of stuff, but I'm sure none of it was important."

 

[Knife-28]

"Eh, it's the motto I live by." Efink says to Sister.

 

[RaNDM G]

caw caw caw caw

honk honk HONK

Davesprite continues to show Gamzee his stabs.

this is so not cool bro.

should of thought of that before you started crackin skulls

 

[Knife-28]

Efink watches, content to watch the 'fight' while cradling his dubstep gun.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I cut Zombie free. "I'm pretty fucking pissed off right now because I can't find any aspirin. So get your shit and we'll leave as soon as possible."

 

[Saltarius]

"Please. Allow me."

I walk over to Gamzee from behind and cut off one of his horns before stabbing him through the chest with it. I then make my way to the freed Zombie and slash his wrists.

 

[MinimanZombie]

Before anyone can attack Gamzee, they need to find him. He is hidden away in the shadows. Even if you did, do you believe you could kill Gamzee that easily?
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After I'm free I yell, "Hold up! No attacking Gamzee! On my orders!"
"hE's RiGhT mOtHeRfUcKeRs. ChIlL."
"Alright. He's my friend." I grab my equipment, and turn to Salt.
"So anyway. Tough luck about Vriska, but me and her? Very good friends. Maybe even more. Enough of that! I'm finding Gamzee, and none of you motherfuckers are killing him! Got it?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm technically a shared consciousness with him so I know where he is. And don't go talking like that Zombie, or I'll have to show you your place."