Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Anti-American Eagle]

"What are you guys playing?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sburb. We're going to get our asses to the God Tiers. Here's your client and server."
I toss X both disks.
"Zombie is going to be your server player. You're going to be mine. It has to work that way, simply because I don't want my server player to be the guy whose wife I killed for a couple of minutes."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"k" she begins setting up

 

[Saltarius]

"Okay, build up some grist so we can make the lathe, prototype my kernelsprite and so forth."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I place down the equipment in a small square, then build a room with spare grist around it.
"Salt, that is your 'home'. It is what will be taken to your Land. Also, you should probably decide whose server you're going to run; Zombie, Paddy or Sigma."

 

[Saltarius]

"Given the recent tensions between me and Zomb, and me not understanding fucking aynthing with Sig, I'll go for Paddy."

OOC: Found out my class/role. It is glorious.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

OOC: As have I.
Also, good night.

 

[Saltarius]

"Right. Ought to begin my search for an appropriate kernelsprite."

Searching happens. Searching succeeds little. I decide fuck it and toss a teddy bear in.

Congratualtions. I now have BEARSPRITE.

I then decide to go tier 2 on these bastards. Except now I need something dead.

"Hey Ara-"

N0

"Fuck."

 

[Knife-28]

I decide to try and join in on this 'Sburb' game, despite having no idea what the he'll it's about. "So, any spaces left for another player?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"yeah theres a spot open..."

 

[Saltarius]

"We're pulling a Ouroboros style chain, so yeah. Just...wait your turn. You make a kernel sprite by throwing in a inanimate object and then something dead. Such as Bearsprite. Wait...that gives me an idea."

I run into the hunting store and haul a stuffed bear back. I toss it into Bearsprite.

DOUBLEBEARSPRITE

"Fuck yes."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"k... who's after you?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Right." I say, before drawing upon my limited knowledge of Homestuck. "Oh yea, isn't there a client/server thing going on? Who's free at the moment?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, I believe the last person in the chain is Paddy. Since Trilby is my server player, he'll enter next. It cycles until Paddy enters. From there on, we fight till' we get to Skaia."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"k"

 

[Knife-28]

"So, does that means I'll join onto Paddy or Trilby or what?"

 

[Saltarius]

Let me try and recall the order...Me, then Trilby, then you probably, then...Zombie? It's not planned entirely yet. Now I need to create my totem. And the first person to say Inception gets a thermite round in the skull."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"actually I was between trilby and zombie..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Fine. Me and Doublebearsprite don't give a shit. All I know and care about is that I'm going first and am Paddy's server player."

I craft a beauteous totem, a red tinged...flask.

"It'll have to do."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"k"