Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"I have to do this Jack. I'm sorry."

I'm promptly smacked across the face with a hitcher.

"Oh that is fucking it."

I draw The American Way and begin to clash with Jack.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Wahts a Denizen?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I run at a wall, head-first, and knock myself unconscious.

I awaken on Derse.
"Time to do some confusing shit which will either save our asses or fuck me over completely."
I float off to find the Black Queen.

 

[Saltarius]

One hitcher strike gets through and I'm knocked unconscious. Jack mutters something and walks away.

I awaken on Prospit.
"Now I need to remember where in the hell my bed's supposed to be."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I shrug and slam my face into my blender. I wake in...
(What do i do now to find my quest bed?)

 

[Saltarius]

I smack myself in the face and realize I'm on Derse. I see Trilbty floating off as I catch up with him.

"So, we going to find our beds or what?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I continue to float around Derse.
"HEY QUEENY QUEEN QUEEN! WHERE AAAARE YOU!?" I call out.
I turn to Salt.
"Not yet. I have a cunning plan which involves some regicide. I might need back-up though. Got any magnets on you?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I hear you're bringing down the ruling class. I'm in."

 

[Saltarius]

"Please, when aren't magnets useful?"

I toss Tril like three magnets from my captchalouge.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Great. Okay, step one of Plan Awesome; we need to prototype someone's sprite with a frog."

 

[Saltarius]

"Bears are totally just like frogs, so step one is complete."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Except the Black Queen isn't all anti-bear. Just frogs. Now, we need to use X's sprite because she isn't in the medium yet. Meaning we need her server player to go toss one in, or get a sprite to do it."

 

[Saltarius]

"Allow me."

"YO DBEAR."

DBEARSPRITE:WHAT UP YO.

"GO PROTOTYPE A SPRITE WITH A FROG."

DBEARSPRITE:AIGHT DOG

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Okay great. Now the Queen isn't going to be part-Alcor, or part-Polaris. Which means it's going to be easier to murder her."

 

[Saltarius]

"I couldn't handle seeing his fucking face again. So then, we tag-team FREEEDOM and The American Way on her? Or what?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, the Black King is still prototyped. But yeah, pretty much. Just show her our stabs and all that."
I float into a wall. Connected to the wall is a building. Inside the building is the now-unprototyped Black Queen.

 

[Saltarius]

"Time to throw subtlety out the window."

begins to permeate from my blade as I float indoors as begin to strike at the queen.

"AMERICAAAAAAAAAA SLASSSSSHHHHHH!!!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I look at my fellow members and just sigh. Wake up, and see this shit?
"I fucking hate you guys." I go back to sleep and awake on Prospit. Nice. I decide to walk around, and talk to the citizens.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I lower my helmet visor and blast the Black Queen with the Eyes of Freedom.

 

[Saltarius]

The Queen is dead.

Or something like that. Hooray.

"So...what did that accomplish and how did it get us any further to God Tier or our roles in general?"