Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

0n sec0nd th0ught i figured we c0uld d0 s0mething...m0re intimate

trilby tell salt t0 f0rgive me f0r what i am ab0ut t0 d0

 

[MinimanZombie]

I crouch down to pick up a penny. The bullet narrowly misses me.
"What the hell? Why'd you try to kill me!?"

 

[Saltarius]

that was a uh...err0r like i was saying we could *gulp* d0 s0mething...t0gether neither salt n0r vriska has to kn0w

"Something bad is about to happen, clearly."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Er...okay? What, you mean like eat some KFC or something?" Confused, I stop walking.

 

[Saltarius]

i was thinking s0mething a little m0re...red

"Trilby, I don't like what she's doing. Find a way to kill Zombie and quick."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"SHITHAMMERS!"
I punch an old, rare book.
_________

Yeah... I'm not up for that. I am in your eyes, after all. So, instead I'm just going to do this.
[b]ASSUMING CONTROL.[/b]
That wasn't necessary, I just wanted to make the reference.

I press a big red button and take control of Aradia's arms.

Aradiabot punches Zombie in the face.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh...Uh...I'm not sure...sorry Aradia, but this is kind of sudden, plus I've got a wife." I dodge the punch.
"Okay, bad reaction!"

 

[Saltarius]

thank g0g

"Please tell me she wasn't serious Tril."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Shut up."

Aradiabot punches Zombie in the chest.
_________

"I have no idea. Anyway, all that would've done is burn Zombie's crotch."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I leap out the way.
"Very, negative reaction."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Trilby! I told you not to damage the books! You asshole! It's a good thing I keep backups."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

The shotgun moves.
Aradia's chest opens up and shoots at Zombie.

 

[Saltarius]

"...THAT'S IT! I'M COMING HONEY!"

Using my mystical class related bullshit powers, I dimensionally leap to Zombie's mall and perform the deadly kung fu cock crusher.

"NOBODY TOUCHES MY FUCKING WIFE!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I take one step to the left, and leave Salt looking stupid.
"Take her. She's a ***** anyway." Using mystical class related bullshit powers, I teleport Salt and Aradia back to where they came.

 

[Saltarius]

"OH NO YOU DON'T!"

I knee Zomb in the balls before he can do his bullshit.

hey uh salt

"In a minute! Giving him his punishment here!"

n0 i mean theres apparently a rip in the universe 0r s0mething 0ver there

"TOO. BUSY. WITH. JUSTICE!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, I suppose I should mention that Aradia was bluffing. But good job flipping out."
I press the red button and give Aradia control of her arms again.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I cut off Salts knee, before he can.
"Fuck off."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I scratch my chin and stare at the Flux Engine as it continues to create miniture clones of Zombie and Paddy.
"Well it definatly shouldnt be doing that..."
A Vriska-clone made of smarties bursts through the portal and explodes in a cloud of Bees.
"Thats not in the manua-oh shit not the BBBBBBEEEEEESSSSSS!"
I unsling my flamethrower and send streams of napalm into the swarm.

 

[Saltarius]

"No no, YOUR wife is a *****. Aradia is friendly, nice and intelligent. That's besides the point. I will go unbelievably fucking grimdark if I must."

im just g0ing t0 get the hell away fr0m that tear

"You do that."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Salt, I ain't explaining to you the shit your wife is doing, So just fuck off, before something stupid happens."