Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"No, you can fuck off! I wish all this shit never happened! I'd personally take the mall where I was ruler or whatever over this hellhole you made the original mall to be! Even if I...lose someone along the way."

The tear only grows larger with my rage and regret.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Oh no you don't, Aradia. I started this and I'm going to finish it!

I retake control of Aradia's arms and legs, start pumping oil from Aradia's heating system to her hands and spray it around the room.

"Anyone got a light?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Dude, the attack is starting soon, so get out of here, or hinder me in my defense."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"FUUUUUCKKK YOUUUU BEES!"
I scream as I melt the last of them into rainbow sauce.
"Fooking Reality Flux."
I turn and stomp towards the control panel, intending to shut it down until my mail-order Korean gets here.
I stare down at the hundred-odd buttond, dials and switches that cover the Dashboard.
"Shit"
Meanwhile, a bear dressed suspiciously like Aradia floats out of the Flux Portal and starts to vomit sugar everywhere.
"Godfuckingdammit I don't have tiem for your shit Aradia-Sugarbear!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh, I'll hinder you alright! I wish whatever the hell is about to happen to you almost feels as painful as it was when you went turncoat on me!"

I fire my revolver in a random direction, igniting the fortress.

"We'll all die together, so it seems. The woman I love and the man I despise."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Thanks Salt. ARADIABOT, AWAY!"

Aradia runs out of the fort.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Looks like we've both lost it. We fucking respawn, remember?!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"DAMMIT SALT!"
I mount the Sugarbear and fly it through the portal. I dive into the flames, grab Salt and Zombie and drop them about fifty metres away from the fire.

 

[Saltarius]

"Do you think I care? All I want is to see you in pain for what you've fucking done to me and everyone around us. Those were innocent people back in the other mall Zomb!"

The tear is now getting dangerously close to me and Zomb.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"The respawn machines broken remember, Zombie?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"When did they break? I don't remember any of that! Wait, Salt, what's that behind you?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh...shit."

I'm pulled in as I grab Zomb by the arm.

"Welll fucking great."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Aradiabot picks up a piece of steel pipe and runs at Zombie, holding it like a lance.

"AAAAAAAAGH!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I dismantled them to build the Flux Engine thang. Anyway, that Taer in reality's about to swallow us up. So we'd better brace ourselves."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I hold onto a tile jutting out of the floor.
"What the shiiiiittttt!? Let go of me asshole!" I punch Salt in the face.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I watch Salt and Zombie get sucked through.
"Well shit."
Sighing, I jump in after them.

 

[Saltarius]

"No! I'm taking you with me!"

I cut off Zomb's arm holding onto the tile as we fall in.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fuck this shit."
My computer shrinks down to the basic components for controlling Aradiabot, and I fly out of the castle, stopping to grab my sleeping body and crystal balls.
Aradia gains control over her body again.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I knock away the sword, and pull out Eagle as we fall.
"Okay dude, let me end your life, with your own blade! Well, it was your blade. Hehehe..." I use the Eagle to stab Salt.

 

[RaNDM G]

You cringe as you are stabbed with Zombie's blade. You cry aloud as you are sucked into the void.

[HEADING=1]ACT 4: Problem Salt[/HEADING]

You sit in front of a wide desk. A stack of papers is in front of you. Several space cops stand by your side.

The lawyer clears his throat.

"We need your signature, Saltarius."

Your name is Saltarius. And you are master of the known universe.

Granted, the known universe is a Mall hurdling through unknown space. But still. Not too shabby a position.

As mentioned before, you are sitting at your desk. The lawyer anticipates your signature on a stack of papers.

What will you do?