Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

"Hah, that's a first." Knife says sarcasticly, and I elbow him in the side before asking, "How, what happened?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I walk off, put my disguise back on and get hammered with a bunch of hipsters.
"Well... that went better than expected. Which says a lot about my expectations."
I look around.
"Which is probably why I'm here. That, or I don't know any other bars in this damn mall-city-thing. Why is there all this shit inside a mall!?"

 

[Saltarius]

"So apparently, Aradia showed up a while back, scored some roles in movies, got into politics. I...guess we got married there and somehow she got pregnant. We...had a fight and as soon as Gideon was born we tried to lynch each other for control of a company. I happened to get her first and...g-goddamit."

My hands start shaking as the coffee spills a wee bit over the sides.

"Why the hell did it have to be her? Why do we have to live like this?"

 

[RaNDM G]

[color=lightblue]"It was a one night stand, Salt. Why would you get marriage from-?"[/color]

Amnesiac moron, remember?

[color=lightblue]"Oh yeah, that's right."[/color]

 

[Saltarius]

"Jesus, where did you come from! Anyways, what about us? I mean me and you, Sis."

 

[Knife-28]

"I think we all know why we have to live like this, Xot, he's the reason we're here after all." I say, and Knife nods in agreement before speaking up.
"This universe isn't ours, it never was. The only reason we're even here is because of Xot, and if he has a way to get us here, then my bet is he'll have a way back to the normal mall."
"Apparently I'm the owner of some software company, and Knife here's a mercenary, between the two of us we've got quite a web of contacts."
"We've been making calls, but..." Knife shrugs, "We havn't had any luck."
"Which is where you come in Salt, you as well Sister." I cut in, unpreturbed by her sudden appearance, "You both must have people who can help us find Xot, help us fix this!" I wave my hand at the city outside.

 

[Saltarius]

"That's the thing. Sis doesn't know a damn thing about Xot."

 

[RaNDM G]

[color=lightblue]"Who the fuck is Xot?[/color]

 

[Saltarius]

"The reason this all happened. Now tell me, what is our standing? Me and you, Sis."

 

[Knife-28]

"Well fuck, that's that plan down the shitter." Knife says, standing and retriving a bottle of whiskey and a shotglass from the bar. With grace that speaks of his years of bartending, Knife swifly poars himself a drink, poping a handful of icecubes in almost as an afterthought and then, with speed that speaks of his yours of drinking, downs the shot in one gulp.
"So what now then?" He asks, poaring himself another shot.

 

[RaNDM G]

[color=lightblue]"I [i]was[/i] your secretary until you made me a convict."[/color]

 

[Sigma Castell]

I transporter myself onto Knife's table.
"Guys, we havent seen Xot for about five different universes. Who's to say he's even here?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Who's to say he isn't, hmm?" Knife asks Ryan, "Also, how you know to teleport here?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I phone everybody.
"Guys, where are you? I need to get out of here before I experience Hipster Indoctrination."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well ain't that just fucking peachy. I'm gonna need to make a phone call. You move, you die." I point my gun at Nega-Salt. "Hey Salt. The assassin was your Nega. You want to kill him or what?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Hang about Tril, I'll come pick you up." I say, stepping out to pick up Trilby in the pelican, seeing as the only entrance to the apartment is through the landing pad under roof.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I get into the pelican.
"Hello Knife... ever hear of conventional transport?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Yea, but this, this is fucking cool!" I say, cracking a grin as I fly Trilby back to my penthouse suite.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Eh. Flight sort of loses the impact when, y'know, it's your main method of transport."
I get out and look around. "Nice place."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I finish my autobiography, and get it published. What an eventful life, and I'm not even past 30. Wonderful. I send it off to a book company, and with some help from Kanaya's connections, I manage to get it published pretty quickly. I then start up a business. I name it...
[HEADING=3]UNDEAD ENTERPRISES![/HEADING]
I employ all the trolls in the home to different jobs, to get the company started.