Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Well too fucking bad."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"You know who you sound like? Those girls on Facebook who post shit like 'OMG i'Ll Nevar TrUST MEn AgAIn' Cos their boyfriend dumped them."

 

[Saltarius]

"You guys do know Buddha became a hermit, right?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, are you comparing yourself to Buddha?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm just saying."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Salt you did not just compare yourself to Buddha."

 

[Saltarius]

"I didn't. I was just saying as an example."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Good, because theology offends me, chack your privilege."

 

[Saltarius]

"Anyways, I don't even know why I'm talking to you of all people. I'm off to my own self-exile now."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Send me a postcard."

 

[Saltarius]

I flip Paddy off as I walk away.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I pull out a copy of Trainspotting and begin to cut up the pages.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I blink.
"Welp."
I make alcoholic smoothies for everyone.

 

[Knife-28]

I drink my smoothie, while Knife walks off after Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Who are you and why are you bothering me."

 

[RaNDM G]

Salt, you're really taking this hard on yourself.

 

[Saltarius]

"Why do you even care? Because a happy guardian is an efficient guardian?"

 

[RaNDM G]

No, honestly I wouldn't care either way. I just wanted to point out that you're being a dick and pushing away your teammates.

 

[Saltarius]

"And you're a *****. Go figure."

 

[RaNDM G]

See what I mean?