Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Captain Anon]

that's nothing left of david but dust and then all of sudden the rhino gets up and walks off with it's young ones

 

[Sigma Castell]

I blink.
"Uuhhhhh..."

 

[Saltarius]

"David, stop living in your drug-induced fantasy and accept the fact that you murdered a naturally territorial animal and took away these two's mother."

I pet Aleksei and Dimitri while doing this.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Yeah, Knife does have a point...Snoozey could be one grumpy *****..."

 

[Saltarius]

"OH, I'M SORRY, LET'S IGNORE THE FACT THAT WE INVADED IT'S TERRITORY."

 

[Captain Anon]

OOC:it happened anyway got a problem? too bad

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"If you saw us fucking about in your garden, wouldn't you try to kill us, given out tendency to, y'know, fuck shit up apocalyptically?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Well who's fault is that in the first place?" I ask Salt and Trilby.

 

[Captain Anon]

respawns a few minutes later and stumps and starts to feel dizzy "ah Jesus i hate doing that i need to sit down somewhere"

 

[Saltarius]

"Thank you Trilby! Someone who isn't sympathizing with David! A man who thinks he revived an animal with fucking hymns from a book of made-up fairy tales! Aleksei, Dimitri, you can go graze or something."

 

[Captain Anon]

"alright fine then you want to collect the 7 dragon-balls and wish her back or maybe i can strike it with lightening this is probably the least silliest bar not" puts his head in his hands "stupid non-believer"

 

[Knife-28]

"See, at least he's willing to try and help, to put right what he did wrong."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Woon. Please. Stop. Just. Stop."

 

[Captain Anon]

"and give it a minute and it might work"

 

[Saltarius]

"In the most bullshit way possible."

 

[Captain Anon]

"or we make paddy try and bring it back"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"He could have just not killed the endangered animal."

 

[Saltarius]

"WOON, IT'S NOT COMING BACK. IT'S DEAD AND IT'S STAYING DEAD."

 

[Captain Anon]

"look i may just use the *go back in time* method if i have in a minute specifically if it will get you all off my back"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"NO!" I crush Woon's throat. "NO TIME TRAVEL!"