Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

"Fine. Go right on ahead."

 

[Saltarius]

"Wait, oh my god I'm such an idiot for not trying this earlier."

sodiumEngineer began pestering sadistSibling

SE: You there?

 

[RaNDM G]

No signal.

 

[Saltarius]

"Fuck. Let me guess, the nearest place with the best signal is town?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"There ain't no signal anywhere here. Extranet was cut up years ago."

 

[Saltarius]

"Son. Of. A. *****. Anyone who I can cut who's related to said Extranet cutting?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Nope. They all dead now."

 

[Saltarius]

"The hoops I try and jump through to reconcile with people..."


"Redtext, can I get a signal boost or something?"

 

[RaNDM G]

If you're trying to contact her, we've already tried. We're blocked.

 

[Saltarius]

"Dammit. Why does she have to make it so hard for me fucking apologize?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Have you ever thought she's not doing this because of you?

 

[Saltarius]

"...Elaborate."

 

[RaNDM G]

Well... What if she's doing nefarious things?

 

[Saltarius]

"And you don't?"

 

[RaNDM G]

All we do is sit on our asses and wait. She's actually running around doing... things.

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, I could've gone and looked for her, but noooo, you said free agents don't matter. Except apparently they do since you attempted contact."

 

[RaNDM G]

Well, none of our other agents are violent demonic girls with sensitivity issues. We're not saying she's gone rogue, she has the operative capability to go wherever she pleases. We just like to keep an on her.

 

[Saltarius]

"I dunno, she seemed pretty fucking calm last time I checked...wait, sensitivity issues?"

 

[Captain Anon]

"DIE!!!" i jump out of nowhere and stabs and slashes at the back of the snake's neck repeatedly with darkness slayer [sorry i'm late internet connection got turned off before i could post]

 

[RaNDM G]

The snake has already burrowed underground, hopefully for a while. You stab and slash at the dirt instead.

It is quite an impressive display really.