Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

I hit Salt in the crotch.

 

[Saltarius]

"YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE MY CLASS IS SO AWESOME!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I have the second best outfit!" I twat Salt round the face.

 

[Saltarius]

"The best being...?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Why would I be jealous of you being a glorified soldier?"
I smash Salt in the throat.
"You don't even know my class!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Sylph! Obviously!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Because my power is Doom!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I don't give a shit!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Dude, you just broke the cassette."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I have every copy ever made. No one else wanted it."

 

[Saltarius]

"I do."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You're basically supposed to save us by fucking shit up. That's just stupid."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well you can have the rest."

 

[Saltarius]

"Good for me then."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Good." Salt dies from his injuries.

 

[Saltarius]

I respawn on top of Paddy.

"Where my cassettes at?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"In the mall, let's go get them." I begin to make my way back to the mall.

 

[Saltarius]

"Can you lead me by the hand or something?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Follow the sound of my footsteps."

 

[Saltarius]

"...We're in a marsh. I can't hear your footsteps."