Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Captain Anon]

suddenly appears out of nowhere "ok i'm back what shit did i missing?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Can you tell me about the town? And do you know about an Heir, or quests perhaps?"

"Well, this little outpost is Saddleblaze. Closest thing to civilization we have for miles. Used to be the furthest anyone's ventured from the desert until they set up a mining town Southeast of here. This is a dangerous town. We don't like trouble, but trouble sure likes us."

"I don't know anything about quests or airs, but if you're looking for work we sure could use the help."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Uh, sure. What do you need help with?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I can stop when I wanna f-*hic*fucking stop Knife. Another dammit."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Uh, sure. What do you need help with?"

"Every night we put up those red lights. They're supposed to keep what lives in the forests out, but every night they've been getting closer and closer. I think we'll be getting hit hard tonight."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"So, you want us to help defend you guys? That doesn't sound too difficult. I mean, I thought a giant spider called Arachnea or something, and lived, so it can't be too difficult."

 

[RaNDM G]

"... You haven't been out in the woods that long, have you? Alright then. I'll speak with the barkeep. He can put you up for the night."

 

[Saltarius]

"Now...the fuck was I gonna say...right. Dave. Teach me."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I walk back into the bar.
"Well, Woon, Zombie is still doing his quest."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"This is never going to end is it?" I think I've drunk everything in the bar.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"... You haven't been out in the woods that long, have you? Alright then. I'll speak with the barkeep. He can put you up for the night."

"Cool, thanks. I'll go and gather up my friends." I walk over to find everyone.
"Hey guys! We're gonna be doing some fighting. Get ready."

 

[Saltarius]

"...S'pose this was a bad time to get drunk as shit."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It's never a bad time to get drunk as shit." I drain the remainder of the bar's stock and don my gasmask, exhaling a cloud of smoke. "So what're we fighting?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Uh...Evil monsters that lie in the forest. That will be running towards the town presumably."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh. How mundane."

 

[Captain Anon]

"oh for Christ's sake I've been gone for 3 days and i come back and jackshit has happened what a way to waste of 9 pages guys"

 

[Saltarius]

"Woon, your class has got to be Waste of Space."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Looks like someone can't appreciate fine literature."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Fuck off Woon. You guys get to do something as well, and you still ***** and moan. You're worse than Salt."

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah. Ser-Oh fuck you."