Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"No I won't I must stay vigilant. These scene kids could begin to move at any moment."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Can't you touch type?"

 

[RaNDM G]

I fire twelve shells into the hoard of Scene Kids, and use the distraction to rush foward and place some monomecular wire at head height.

Your bombardment completely misses your mark, instead blowing up several innocent trees.

What did they ever do to you?

goes and finds the highest lookout he can find and pulls out a sniper rifle and takes shots at the horde

The kids are miles away. You won't hit them from here.

I light and throw two Molotovs at the scene kids.

You set the stables on fire.

The blacksmith runs out of his shop, a look of sheer apathy on his face. He douses the flames with a firehose.

They're not even attacking yet, they're just kinda standing there.

Waiting.

And waiting.

And waiting.

And waiting.

 

[Saltarius]

"...I'm going to try and communicate with them."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"No Salt. You're not one of them, they'll ignore you on principle."

 

[Saltarius]

"Then I start killing them."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Okay, fuck this." I walk down to Simms.
"Alright dude, we're fighting a bunch of kids. What the hell! Yeah sure, they're pretentious, but we're not gonna kill them! That would be too easy, wait, I mean, we're not doing it. It won't be fun enough. Wait, fuck. It'll be terrible. Like, we've done some shitty stuff, but not this!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What if we disguised ourselves?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"They're too far. We just need to wait."

 

[Saltarius]

"Y'know, I don't recall you two having a problem with our actions on Gashog. And now you have an issue with killing...them."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I don't have a problem it's just they're too far away."

 

[Saltarius]

"So we advance! Like an actual army! Anyone got a horse and a Lannister banner?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"No. We're on the defensive. And we don't know their strength."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"THEY ARE CHILDREN! WHY THE HELL ARE WE CONSIDERING KILLING THEM?!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I have... a Rainbow Dash miniature and a photo of a lion I took at the zoo when I was six."

 

[Saltarius]

"For fuck's sale, haven't you heard the best defense is a good offense? And they're fucking scene kids! We killed an eldrtich being from beyond the stars!"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Alright dude, we're fighting a bunch of kids. What the hell! Yeah sure, they're pretentious, but we're not gonna kill them! That would be too easy, wait, I mean, we're not doing it. It won't be fun enough. Wait, fuck. It'll be terrible. Like, we've done some shitty stuff, but not this!"

"Dammit son, can't you see we're the last town out here? Every outpost and mining town, every city has been hit with this disease! I'll be damned if I let Saddleblaze go without a fight!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You really don't know their true natures Salt."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"What the fuck is wrong with you guys?! They're pretentious, sure. Their taste in music is debatable at best...but still guys. Come on!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Quit being pussies and let's just fucking do this!"

I run out into the woods.

"OURS IS THE FU-Wait no...WINTER IS CO-No...Dammit, what was the Lannister words..."