Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"I've got a fuckload of booze and drugs."
I peel something off my back.
"And a slightly buttered slice of cheese. And a murder pie."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Oh, do you mean, Aradia, Sister and some woman that gave you the time of day!?" I scream, coughing up a glob of spit.

 

[DotSlash]

I call back, [small] "Y'know, the one he'll never have..." [/small]

 

[MinimanZombie]

I snap out of my hallucinations for a second.
"I'd best warn you...the matrix was destroyed. Respawn matrix I mean. First it was burned to all hell, then it was obliterated in the hot air balloon crash. We're kinda fucked."

 

[Saltarius]

"One, why would I marry a fictional character, two, we're cool about my...episode. And three, fuck you."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"But, hermano!"

 

[Saltarius]

"I mean yeah I went Eridan kinda and...the point is we're cool. Not that it'll turn into anything more, but it'll be good to be friends again."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"When I say the mall is destroyed, I mean it."

 

[MinimanZombie]

The pizza gets cold.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Kay."
I hand Tox a Martini.
And a bottle of whiskey.
"And I firmly believe that Slashy is Salt's future wife."

 

[Saltarius]

"Dot, you're a cool guy and all, but no. How many times must I repeat I have no attractions for any of you aside from the previously stated?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I eat the Martini...And the glass.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Why is this ghost talking to us?" I jab my thumb in the direction of Herzog, who now appears to be a ghost.

 

[DotSlash]

I call back again, [small] "I NEVER SAID I WAS INTO YOU, DAMMIT." [/small]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Waffles. Why would you do that, Waffles?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Can we stop going on about my future nuptials? It's not matter at the moment."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"No, but, I have the next best thing."
"AW YEAH!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"The ghost is you."

 

[Saltarius]

"Are we all Bruce Willis in that one movie?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yes you. You died. You can't respawn anymore. Even if the matrix wasn't destroyed, you're not on the list."