Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[DotSlash]

I give Salt a thumbs up before going back to sleep.

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah...yeah."

I quickly call Sister.

"I'm not a yandere, right?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I wasn't on Salt's quest either. I was dead."

 

[RaNDM G]

Oh, poor ignorant Salt.

Joined by the enigmatic Tox, the company continues their long desolate march toward infinity. Where the desert takes you is anyone's guess.

You arrive in Barstow not ten seconds later.

[sub](noirlac)[/sub]

 

[Saltarius]

"Explain."

 

[Knife-28]

Me and Knife watch the group roll on into town. "Huh, that took less time than I thought it would."

 

[RaNDM G]

For one, you are obsessive over any woman you lay your eyes on. Two, you're carrying a dumb anime sword.

 

[Saltarius]

"Any? You're like...literally the only woman in the mall."

 

[RaNDM G]

The nonexistent Mall?

The one you let burn down after killing that spider?

 

[Saltarius]

"...Well, you know what I mean. Name one time I was attracted to another woman."

 

[RaNDM G]

I think you know who I am talking about.

 

[Saltarius]

"I don't. And you still haven't directly answered my question."

 

[RaNDM G]

I don't know which is sadder. You're either lying or honestly trying to forgot about her.

If it solves your question, no. But you're one of the biggest bakas I've ever met.

 

[Saltarius]

"WHO, DAMMIT!?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Oi Salt, Sister's refering to the ex-timeline where you married Aradia." Knife yells from our parking spot under the motel sign. "Also how was your trip here?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"The trip was lovely, thanks for asking. I really liked the bit where you DUMPED US IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING DESERT!"

 

[Knife-28]

"Let's call it Karma evening out the universe and leave it at that!" I yell back at Trilby.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What did we ever do to you!?"

 

[Knife-28]

"I never said you did anything to me in the first place."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"But you just said it was karma. God damn."