Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes. And you threatened to kill me if I touched Sister inappropriately. Not if I attacked her. If I touched her."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well...I mean I...I just...*sigh* just call her and talk with her I guess."

 

[DotSlash]

"Didn't she, y'know, hang up on you?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I grab the phone and hit redial.

 

[RaNDM G]

Hello?

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I put on an amazing impression of Sigma.
"Hey Sister, it's Sigma. Salt and Trilby are resolving issues."
I throw a plant pot at a wall.
"Anyway... what have you been doing since we left Anhur?"

 

[Saltarius]

I whisper in Trilby's ear.

"Ask her about the baka thing."

 

[RaNDM G]

I heard that, Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

"N-NO! THAT WASN'T ME!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well Salt...Maybe Sis ain't for you. But you know what?" I pull on a suit.

 

[Saltarius]

"...I've recognized the fact that the two of us are incapable of a romantic relationship."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I push Salt away then smash a bottle over the table.
"Uh... yeah, Salt wants to know why you called him a 'baka' and a 'yandere'."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"What, no comment on my singing skills?"

 

[Saltarius]

"You're so-so."

 

[MinimanZombie]

My jaw drops.
"I fucking nailed that song!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Hey, that's life."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh Salt. If I hadn't mellowed out, I'd strangle you. There's also the fact that..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Um..."


"There."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Salt, want to know what Sister will say next time you speak to her?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh that's fucking it."