Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Which is why I said abysmal."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You're confusing 'abysmal' with 'nonexistant'. You have more of a relationship with the coffee I made you, and I never even gave it to you. Mostly because you were probably off being upset about how nobody loves you."

 

[DotSlash]

I start walking down the road again, nursing my liver.

 

[Sigma Castell]

[color=228B22]IP:OH YEAH
IP:I FORGOT TO MENTION
IP:THAT SALT HAS A THING FOR CHEMISTRY EQUATIONS
IP:AND WE ALL KNOW YOU WANT HIS DICK
IP:SO NEXT TIME YOU SEE HIM
IP:IF YOU WANT TO GET LUCKY
IPRESS AS A FUCKING SNOWMAN
IP:BYE
IP:*****[/color]

[color=228B22]IrrelevantPacifist[/color] ceased pestering SadisticSibling

 

[Saltarius]

"...What."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fuck, I dunno."
I exit the MallMobile and start working out how to get it out of the ditch.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I climb out of the back seat and help Trilby.

 

[Saltarius]

I slowly walk away from Bryghtside before he flips out.

 

[Saltarius]

"So...Bryghtside...could you describe your relationship with your sister for me?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I bring up Blendsword, parrying Bryghts attack, then kick him in the crotch.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Unfortunately, there are no shops.
We are in a desert.
The Mall has burned down.
Guess we shoulda led with that, eh.

 

[DotSlash]

It got burned down by a bunch of scenies and we're trying to get the hell of this planet by going to the nearest spaceport.

 

[Saltarius]

"They are, and we're on a road trip to a spaceport to get another mall. Yeah...me and your sister...it's complicated."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Knifes still here, Tox turned up for a few pages, then Eric came back and Tox left. We're in the Desert. Becasue the Mall burned down."

 

[DotSlash]

"Salt wants to get with her once she gets fat."

 

[Knife-28]

Knife tows the MallMobile out of the ditch, then gets out and shakes Bryghtside's hand. "G'day man, it's good to see you."

 

[Saltarius]

"DOT! THAT IS NOTHING LIKE IT!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"We're on a planet called Invictus. It's a shitehole. In the back seat of the MallMobile is one Knife. In a Warthog is the other Knife. It's easier to just roll with it and not as. Tox shows up occasionally, and Xot is floating about."
I open up the back of the MallMobile and grab a bottle of vodka.
"Basically, we're heading to a spaceport Sister told us about to get a new Mall to fly to another planet that's hopefully less of a stain on the universe."

 

[DotSlash]

"Your nosebleed says otherwise."

 

[Saltarius]

"MY FETISHES HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!"