Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Alright, I'll be the cynical new guy and you be the gruff, no nonsense experienced one."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"So how long will I be in here? There's no warrant out for me is there?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Sounds like a plan. So what's our case?" Knife asks Salt.

Having no luck with the armoury, I head up to the cockpit to see if I can hotwire the corvette.

 

[Saltarius]

"Three druglords calling themselves De La Meur something. Means the Dead Three in Spanish. Maybe if we stage a return of me as Slick, we can get them to send someone to try and bump me off. From there we follow the paper trail to someone close, hell maybe even one of the three."

 

[DotSlash]

I suddenly wake up on the corvette and wave at Knife. "Heeey man, what's going on?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Frank, could you go make us some coffee? I'll be done here in a minute." I ask, smiling.

As Sigma turns and walks away, the friendly officer stops him.

"I just called Precinct 17. Turns out you're in the hospital. Three bullet wounds in your left hip. You mind telling me what you're doing clear on the other side of town?"

Another officer stands behind Trilby, clasping his stun baton in his left hand. A sadistic grin comes across his face.

Now would be a very good time to run.

"Three druglords calling themselves De La Meur something."

Los muertos trío, baboso.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Yeah..I geuss I should probably explain..."
I drink a smoothie.
"It's just, I always wanted to be a Police officer. When I heard Frank had been shot, I thought I could take his place. Just to see what it was like.."

 

[RaNDM G]

"..."

You are promptly cuffed and taken to Paddy's cell.

 

[Knife-28]

"Los Muertos Trío eh? Ok then, we'll find who their main distributers are, then you rough them around a bit as 'Slick'. Should twist their knickers enougn to make 'em come after you."

 

[Paddy the Second]

As Sigma is thrown in I leap into the doorway. "Hey! How long am I gonna be in here?"

 

[RaNDM G]

He answers by slamming the steel bars shut.

 

[Saltarius]

"First, we need proper attire."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I display remarkably poor decision-making skills by hitting the officer in the face with the acid-soaked keyboard. Unfortunately for him, while acids do not corrode plastics, they do very bad things to faces and organs associated with faces.
I start pouring petrol around the room and load a pair of shotguns.

Then I hand the officer a lit match and run.

 

[Captain Anon]

"finally it's about time I've been up here for god knows how long" i say to myself then i sigh as stand up "well i'd better get moving then" i say before disappearing

 

[Sigma Castell]

I start scribbling on the wall.
"Day 19. I don't know how long I've been in this cell. Pehraps too long."
I start moonwalking up the walls.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I raise my shotguns.
"Get ready ta die, ya bastahds!" I say as the room behind me explodes in a ball of flame. I open fire on the police.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I use my tie to hang myself from the window. I respawn back at the corvette and radio Salt. "I'll kick up a storm on the drug dealing scene, they'll have to deal with someone encroaching on their territory."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I slice my wrists.
I respawn outside a Ketucky Fried Space Chicken.
"Well, better than whoring."
I walk in and apply for a job.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

The explosion hurls me through a window. I slam into a wall, then fall down to the street. I look up at Knife and Salt.
"Hey guys."

 

[Captain Anon]

i radio trilby in an altered voice "i would start running if i were you Mr. Will"