Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah... sorry about the leg, Knife."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Alright then. So do you want me to kill you a different way first? Or shall I just decapitate you."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'd like for you to stop pestering me about this."

 

[DotSlash]

"...Duuuuude."

 

[RaNDM G]

"What? It's a good car."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Tough luck." I swing my sword at Trilby's neck.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Zombie misses because I've been walking away from him for about two minutes now, and he hasn't moved an inch.
I draw my revolver and shoot Zombie in the leg.
"Yo, cop-guy. Want to put that guy in a holding cell until I decide if I should press charges?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

Trilby misses because he's gotten pretty far away, and as such, missed such a long shot. I run up to Trilby and slice my blade through his neck.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn behind Zombie.
I start kicking him in the spine.
"DON'T! PISS! ME! OFF!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I jump forward.
"Don't kick me in the spine."
I grab Trilby's old head, and stick it in my rucksack.
"Thank you, and goodbye." I climb up a drainage pipe and onto a roof top. I then jump down onto the fire exit, realizing how stupid doing free running right now would be.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I stuff Rojas' mask into my satchel and search his pockets.

 

[Saltarius]

I idly twiddle my thumbs outside the cell.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I call the Trío again.

 

[Captain Anon]

i get attack by Nazi robots but quickly deal with them

 

[Knife-28]

"Why do I get the feeling Zombie's gone off the deep end again." I say to myself.

 

[Saltarius]

"How's the interrogation going?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm too bloodstained to come up with a pun."

 

[Saltarius]

"Do I need to come in there?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I run towards Ran and Dot.
"Hey guys. Don't worry, I fixed everything."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"No. I've got it all handled." I struggle with some intestines.