Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"We need to take the bodies to the police, through official channels. And by 'we', I mean Salt. Because he's a cop, and we're civilians." I explain. "By the way, where's Knife #2?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"But why do we need to? It'd be better to leave them there, and tell the police what happened!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Because we can't leave the crime scene. That's illegal. And Salt is the police."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"We can stay here, while the police arrive. That's all we need to do."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, we also need someone to actually tell the police what happened. Namely, the police officer working this case who hasn't gone walkabout."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I phone the police.
"Hello, we've found the Muertos Trio. You'll be here shortly? Great."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"So your plan is call the police, meaning we need to wait for them to show up and call ambulances and take statements when Salt can just do all that right now? How efficient."
I sit down and start fucking about with White Mask's dismembered limbs.

 

[Saltarius]

"Since when the fuck did you care about due process?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I have a mace called JUST1C3 I made on Gashog. How did that not tip you off?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Because you seem to kill a lot of people with no good reasoning behind it."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"So wait why are we even standing around when we'd get arrested?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Because the law is absolute here. One could say we are one with the self-imposed order."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Does my detective license even apply here?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"No, that's you guys. I kill people for very good reasons. Like those guys who blinded you. By the way, the only ones here in danger of being reprimanded are myself, for choking Greeny, and Salt, because I'm his responsibility."

 

[Saltarius]

"Who gives a shit, we solved the case and earned our leave."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, that's not how community service works."

 

[Saltarius]

"WE HAVE PERMISSION TO GO ELSEWHERE IS WHAT I MEAN AS SOON AS THE CHIEF CLEARS US, NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY TRILBY, YOU FUCKING ENGLISHMAN IN A DRESS."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I throw White's foot at Salt's face.
"Why would we get permission to go away? You still have, like, infinity years left on your community service."

 

[Saltarius]

"Do you ever stop talking?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Not in the middle of a conversation."