Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

"Well what are we waiting for computer? Let's go be earth ambassadors!"

[color=violet]I am sorry. Earth is off limits due to inhospitable conditions.[/color]

"...THat's a good question actually. Search local police records, you'll probably find her."

[color=violet]ICD has one file on a "Sister". No given name was stated. I cannot search without a given name.[/color]

I phone Sister.

"What do you want now?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Inhospitable? What do you mean? Also I meant be ambassadors from earth. Because we come from there."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Just thought you should know, Salt is using our new ship's AI to try and stalk you. So, I'm going to give him the phone now."
I hand the phone to Salt.

 

[RaNDM G]

[color=violet]Present conditions from a succession of solar flares have taken down several surface temperature control systems. Carbon gasses in the atmosphere have raised the average surface temperature to approximately 49 degrees Celsius.[/color]

"Just thought you should know, Salt is using our new ship's AI to try and stalk you. So, I'm going to give him the phone now."
I hand the phone to Salt.

"Son of a *****. Look, Salt, I'm not in the mood for whatever bullshit you've gotten yourself into.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"And that means we can't land there because?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I wasn't in the mood for you bullshit either. I just thought I recalled you wanting to see us after we got a new Mall."

 

[RaNDM G]

All flights to Earth have been grounded unless sanctioned by military or relief organizations.

"I wasn't in the mood for you bullshit either. I just thought I recalled you wanting to see us after we got a new Mall."

"Oh. Shit that's right. Sorry, I've just been distracted."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Okay, AI person, just tell us what the nearby planets are like. Environment, political situation, crime rate and so on."

 

[Saltarius]

I sigh. "It's fine. Anything major happen to you?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Invictus is the only life supporting planet in this system.

"Not really. I've just been running errands for my boss. He's been riding my ass telling me to go kill this and find that and kill this to get that and God it's so fucking menial. I don't even know what half this shit does."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I walk into the AI Core, eating a packet of crisps.
"Huh. So we have an AI? Ooh, who are we phoning?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...Yeah. We had to pull some major fucking police drama shit. And apparently I'm on lifetime community service. And also Xot's...Xot's not Xot."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"How about planets in other systems?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Actually before we do anything, do you have a name?" I ask the AI.

 

[RaNDM G]

"...Yeah. We had to pull some major fucking police drama shit. And apparently I'm on lifetime community service. And also Xot's...Xot's not Xot."

"Oh, you found out?"

"How about planets in other systems?"

There are two other star systems in the Minos Wasteland. Arrae is surrounded by four planets; three are barren terrestrial worlds and the fourth is a gas giant. Fortis has three terrestrial worlds. The first world, Vir, is barren. Pietas has iron deposits richer than Mars, and houses research and mining stations. Aequitas is a terraformed desert world, though it relies on resources traded from Pietas and other systems.

There is a reason they call it a wasteland.

"Actually before we do anything, do you have a name?" I ask the AI.

[color=violet]I have not been designated with a name. Would you like to assign one?[/color]

 

[Saltarius]

"...You knew?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"We both work for the same people. So yeah, I knew."

 

[Saltarius]

"Why didn't you tell me?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"If you found out, then they already would have sent someone after him. Either he's quitting and laying low, or... Someone else must have made him a better offer."

 

[Saltarius]

"I...guess. So uh, sorry for...saying what I said back there."