Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Golf clubs are a fairly legal and effective form of weaponry."

 

[Knife-28]

I walk over to the window and look out over the cityscape. "So....how've you been Sister." I tentativly ask her.

 

[Saltarius]

"And we still haven't gotten the exact reason you wanted us to meet up again."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fuck it."
I start making nitroglycerin.

 

[RaNDM G]

I walk over to the window and look out over the cityscape. "So....how've you been Sister." I tentativly ask her.

"Great! I've been getting plenty of work, uh... It's dull, but it's a living."

"And we still haven't gotten the exact reason you wanted us to meet up again."

"Oh, right, well... I, uh... I need your help."

"That's a shocker."

"Shut up."

 

[Saltarius]

"...What with?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Something was stolen from my company about three years ago. It turned up in an auction here just last week, which is why I've been sent over here."

 

[Saltarius]

"That's the only reason? To get your company's shit?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Pretty much, but it's more complicated than that. We're not the only ones trying to take it back, there's all kinds that want to get their hands on it. What makes it worse is that the auction isn't over. The first showing lasted for nearly a day, they had to stop it when they went past three trillion. Those corporate fatcats will want to make sure it stays safe until the next showing."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well...I am technically an officer of the law. I could take it in as stolen evidence. As long as intergalactic statutes of limitation on larceny aren't much different from Earth."

 

[RaNDM G]

"That's exactly the problem. This object isn't exactly legal on this planet. If we told the authorities, they'd detain it. Or even destroy it. We would need to take it back by force, and that would start a war between systems."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, this will certainly cut into that metaphorical 'hang out'."

I pick up a golf club.

"We best get moving."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Look, I'm sorry I dragged you into this. I really did want to just hang out, but I've been here for weeks now and I haven't turned up any good leads. Definitely when this job is done, I'll make it up to you."

 

[Saltarius]

"I want to say something stupid like 'Doing shit like this with you is enoguh', but tehn it'd sound like a fucknig retarded romance movie. Besides, I really need to crack some skulls."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Good. We'll be doing plenty of that."

 

[Saltarius]

"Now what exactly was stolen?"

 

[RaNDM G]

She takes out a photograph and hands it to you.

"That."

 

[Knife-28]

"What is it?" I ask Sister.

 

[RaNDM G]

"We think it must be some kind of door, but what's important is the lithographs. Our forensic team can't decipher it using only photographs. There are other factors like texture and depth they need to analyze if they plan on ciphering it."

 

[Saltarius]

"Have you like, never seen any movies about this sort of thing? These doors always have bad shit behind them."