Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"...Thanks, Sis."

 

[RaNDM G]

"You owe me, big time."

You have $27,240,000.

 

[Saltarius]

"I'll make it up to you after this whole ordeal. Promise."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I did not agree to Salt spending two million of our shared pot. But it is a nice looking gun." I make a mental note to loot this auction once the heist is complete.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fine. Go sit in the corner and attack any non-me blobs you see."
I start searching for valuable items as well as the thing we came here for in the first place.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I gleefully watch my chicken/velociraptors maul the guards to death.
"They hired a lot of people."

 

[Sigma Castell]

The Muffin Forest spreadps towards the Auction Hall.

 

[RaNDM G]

The Muffin forest has several stories to overcome before it even reaches street level, let alone the penthouse.

 

[Saltarius]

"Trilby, see it?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Not yet. Still looking."

 

[Sigma Castell]

The muffin forest starts spawning muffin-bears.

 

[RaNDM G]

The guards and velociclucktors are mauled by the muffin-bears. Dear God, it's a massacre.

You find the usual. Diamond necklaces and bracelets, rings, watches, boxes of cigars, cases of Cabernet and Chenin Blanc, nothing big.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I put the jewellery and wine in my bag, then toss Salt a cigar and light one for myself.
"Lots of expensive crap here. Not what we're here for, though. But don't worry. I have a plan. And it only involves a moderate amount of mindless murder."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Come on auctioneer, hurry the fuck up." I mutter to myself. "So Sister, having fun?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

The Muffin Forest catches fire. All the Muffin Bears become flaming, roaring balls of muffin and death.

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm not liking this plan already."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, I'll only kill people if they try to kill us. I'm just letting you know that it's likely some innocents may be caught in the crossfire. And you won't even need to do that. Zombie and I will go into the main theatre and rob everybody. You and Sigma sneak in the back and steal the thingy."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I run through the Muffin Forest, out on side and past Zombie.
"OHGODMUFFINFIREBEARSWRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I pester the rest of the team.

PsychoGeographer [PG] started a group pestering session.
PG: You dickbags stay the fuck out of the auction until you've retrieved whatever it is we're retrieving."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"MY CHICKEN MURDERERS! This is probably the best outcome actually. I uh...shit, what were we doing?"
I wonder about, and eventually find my way into the auction hall. Somehow.
"Huh..."