Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I begin to wonder how someone can travel by rainbow when there's no rain, but I remember we're in the Mall, where precisely jack shit makes sense.
"Me? Nobody you should worry about. I was just leaving, actually."
I start to walk off.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I stick some clouds to Trilby's eyes, giving him cloud-vision.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Wh- what's happening? Why is everything foggy!? OH GOD!"
I panic and start throwing Molotovs everywhere.

 

[Sigma Castell]

The cloud catches fire.
Everything catches fire.
Trilby now has Fire-Cloud vision.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"PERFECT! The fire clouds shall lead you to your destination! Have a safe journey! ZALLYWHIP!"
The leprechaun flies away.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What's happening? What destination? What the shitting hell is going on!?"
I curl up in a ball and wait for everything to start making sense.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"ALL HAIL THE CORN GOD!!"
I stick a Holy Corn Headdress on Trilby's head and set fire to a pile of corn, and begin dancing and chanting around it.
"WOLOWOWOLOWOLOWOLOWOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO"

 

[MinimanZombie]

A man floats and sits on top of Trilby's head.
"You. Walk north."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Are you Gandalf?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I am Corn God. Summoned. All walk north."

 

[Saltarius]

"Are you Negan?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I can't. You're on my head." I point out.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Hmph. Fine."
The corn god floats one centimeter above Trilbys head. He then proceeds to release his inner gasses.
"Holding in all day. NOW! Walk north!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Where's Lucille?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I try to stand up, but bump into the Corn God because he's one centimetre above my head.
"Do you not understand how solid objects work or something?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

The Corn God pulls out a baseball bat, wrapped in barbed wire. He proceeds to beat Trilby's head in. For a more graphic description, see the Walking Dead comic, issue 100. [Spoiler warning obviously]
"Now. ONWARD MORTALS."
He floats towards the north. I shrug and follow him.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Dude, I get the feeling that death must have been graphic and disturbing."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn, then walk west because my vision is still, literally, cloudy.
And fiery.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I gather up the ashes of the corn and follow the Corn God, still chanting and dancing.
"WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO"
I start sprinkling the ashes over Zombies head.

 

[MinimanZombie]

The leprechaun stalks Trilby.

Meanwhile I hold my hand out.
"Is it snowing per chance? Oh wait. Oh."