Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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"HARK! A NEW ACOLYTE HAS BEEN BAPTIZED WITH THE HOLY ASHES OF THE MAIZE-CHILDREN! WELCOME BROTHER!"
I hand Zombie his Official Corn God T-shirt and his Corn Headgear.
I hand Zombie his Official Corn God T-shirt and his Corn Headgear.
I don the new apparel. I feel an amazing power surge through me, and I stretch out my arm. A bright light flashes before my eyes, causing me to avert them. I look back. A single piece of corn.
"What the fuck."
The leprechaun makes a rainbow bridge for Trilby, so he doesn't walk into a canyon.
"What the fuck."
The leprechaun makes a rainbow bridge for Trilby, so he doesn't walk into a canyon.
I pass through the rainbow bridge because I'm not magic, and light has no mass.
I begin to descend down the rocky wall, face first.
"God dammit, physics."
I begin to descend down the rocky wall, face first.
"God dammit, physics."
The leprechaun sheds a single tear.
"He...he doesn't believe...Poor lad."
Meanwhile I read TWD compendium.
"He...he doesn't believe...Poor lad."
Meanwhile I read TWD compendium.
I gasp and throw up corn all over the ground. A robotic voice screams out form somewhere.
"UNAUTHORIZED CORN"
"UNAUTHORIZED CORN"
I glance up.
"THE HERETIC! HE HAST BEFOULED MY HOLY SHOULDERS!"
I jump into a bath filled with Molecular Acid.
"THE HERETIC! HE HAST BEFOULED MY HOLY SHOULDERS!"
I jump into a bath filled with Molecular Acid.
"My Lord, you do not understand!"
I point dramatically to the stabbed corn.
"They had been taken by the Bacon Demon! They were lost to us"
I point dramatically to the stabbed corn.
"They had been taken by the Bacon Demon! They were lost to us"
I respawn behind Knife and punch him in the spine.
"NO! I WILL NOT LET YOU MAKE TECHNICALLY CORRECT PUNS!"
"NO! I WILL NOT LET YOU MAKE TECHNICALLY CORRECT PUNS!"