Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

I fight the urge to make a sex joke.

I fail.

"Not the first time my staff has made someone cry."

I vomit.

"I'm just a random guy some wizards sent over here to deliver this staff."

I sure hope this doesn't turn out to be like the opening to Final Fantasy 4.

 

[Nega Sigma Castell]

[b/]"Now all I need is several tonnes of sugar, a small chicken and a dead disabled homeless pers-"
The lollipop breaks over my head.
".............................................................."
".............................................................."
".............................................................."
"..........................................................Thejuju."[/b]

 

[Nega Sigma Castell]

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[Sigma Castell]

I am incinerated by the Rainbow Explosion.
I respawn, the multicolored lights still flashing in the sky.
"...Uuuuuh NSC, you ok?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I hate all of you."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"God fucking dammit, Sigmas."

 

[Nega Sigma Castell]

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[Saltarius]

"I am not having anything to do with this candy-coated fucking nightmare."

 

[Nega Sigma Castell]

[b/][color={FF0000}]"AAaaawww dahhn't be loik daht Salte me olde matey"[/color][/b]

 

[Saltarius]

"For the love of god, no. I am not doing this. I am not succumbing to this crap."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"This is not going to end well for anyone. At all."
I think for a few seconds.
"But it would be majorly inconsistent with everything we've ever done to let that bother us."

 

[Saltarius]

"It's still going to bother me given how fucking stupid this looks."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"AH!"
I respawn.
"Pink? Not my colour, but it'll do."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm not going to lie, there are worse status quos to attain, but this is still pretty fucking low."

 

[Knife-28]

"I dunno Salt, I think you're new look suits you." Knife says with a grin.

 

[Saltarius]

"Gee, maybe if this sugar coated fuckery gave my my eyesight back, I could give a proper opinion."

 

[Knife-28]

"Hah, now that would be a mirical." Knife says, before looking at me. "So, rocking the robo-leg now are we?"
"Yea, I guess."
"Fair enough, not that I can mind you emulating me a little, it's a little strange, but I don't mind."
"I, wait, what?"
"With the leg." Knife says, pulling up the cuff of is jeans to reveal his own robotic leg.
"I...um, god DAMN it Trilby!" I yell, furiously hopping on one leg as I unscrew the robotic prosthetic before throwning it in Trilby's directions before storming off.
"Fuck, what's got his knickers in a twist?" Knife asks, watching me hop to a distant store.

 

[Saltarius]

"Other Knife, should I be glad that I can't see this rainbow-filled, seizure-fest hell?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I fall over due to being hit in the face by a metal leg.
"Y'know, Knifes, you two seem to have a really bad habit of losing limbs. You should really do something about that."

 

[Knife-28]

"Eh, it happens. Besides, if I had an actual hand could I do this?" Knife says, snapping his metallic fingers and causing a flame to appear above his thumb. "And Salt it's not that bad, as long as you avoid looking up or at Nega Sigma."