Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah. Where is that douche anyway?"
The wasp's head turns into Christopher Walken's face.
"Oh."

 

[Saltarius]

"What? What happened?"

The buzzing of the wasp becomes stuttered and broken.

"...Fuck."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Let's just pretend this was a gravity-based tactical advance to bypass all the annoying things we'd probably have to face up there." I say as I put on a gas mask due to all the crap that's now floating in the air.
"What's so bad about Christopher Walken?"

 

[Saltarius]

"He's just...weird. I mean why the fuck would Christopher Walken be down in the sub-basements and have the ability to alter slash transport through them as he pleases?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Why the fuck would anybody build an infinitely expanding Mall-slash-spaceship, fill it with pretty much anything you can conceive of, make the people who reside in it effectively immortal and then let US use it? Hell, who would build an infinitely expanding Mall-slash-spaceship in the first place? Seriously, don't question anything that goes on in this place."

 

[Saltarius]

"There's a line Trilby. A fine fucking line."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"And Walken crossed it!"
I throw a spear at the Walken-Wasp's nose.

 

[Saltarius]

"Right. Now I'm going to go find something to get us to the next level."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Right... if Christopher Walken can warp reality as we know it, isn't it a really bad idea to attack him when he's also a wasp, therefore able to fly?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Technically being able to warp reality would enable him to let himself fly regardless, but that is an astute observation nonetheless. So let's just be on our merry way to find whatever the fuck there is to find and return to the surface."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Good point..."
I run away from the Walken-Wasp.

 

[Saltarius]

I carve a hole in the ground and jump in to the next level.

"I'm not sure if there's even a point to coming down here."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I wake up from my Charisma-induced coma and look around.
"Where'd everyone go?"

 

[Saltarius]

I fumble around in the dark of the next level.

"Alright ************, what's your hook."

I fail to notice the gravelly tone to my voice, and the kevlar suit.

For on this floor, all are Batman.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I hang upside down from a pipe on the ceiling, "Hey, guys. Can I follow ya'll?" I say in a gravely voice.

 

[Saltarius]

"Why the fuck are you talking like that?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Hang on." I jump down, reach into my pocket and pull out some Halls, "Sore throat. Seasonal allergies are a *****." I say in a normal voice.

 

[Saltarius]

"Why are you down here?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Drugs."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I sneak up behind Waffles and cover him in science.