Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Case solved."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Wait, wait, wait!" I change outfits into white dress, "Feenie, you wouldn't convict me."

 

[Saltarius]

"Waffles, dude. One. The only male fighter I'm attracted to is Paddy. Two. I am sort of slightly in a relationship currently. Three. I cannot be charmed given my lack of sight. So go hang, ya *****."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Fine." I change into a Kurain spirit medium outfit, "I'm going to be Maya, no matter what you say."

 

[Saltarius]

"Let's just keep this ensemble for the rest of our time in the Mall."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"You got it, Nick!"

 

[Saltarius]

I pick up something off the ground, examining it.

"Interesting..."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I put up a spiritual shield in front of Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

"FOUNDSOMEEVIDENCEFOUNDSOMEEVIDENCEHRAGHHRAGHFOUNDSOMEEVIDENCEFOUNDSOMEEVIDENCE"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I fall from the sky, land of Salt and do the cutest fucking special in UMvC3.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Hmph." My eyes light up for a second. "Heheheheheheh." I climb to a church spire and shout to the villagers. "Listen up eveybody I'm gonna Army of Darkness this shit and defend you from the warlocks." I wrack my brains trying to remember what happens in Army of Darkness.

The crowd responds with an apathetic, "Yay."

"So...how are you Sister." I ask her.

"Just fine, thanks."

I throw a rock at the wasp.
"We're exploring the sub-basements of course! What else could we do in our spare time?"

Sounds like fun.

 

[Saltarius]

"Alright, I've got three good pieces of evidence. Let's find a boss or some shit. Or maybe just return to the surface and save it for a fight."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Wait, if we're fighting bosses-" I change into my Akuma outfit, "There we go."

 

[Saltarius]

"So, return to surface or stay down here?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Hmph, the only thing that concerns me is finding that boss and destroying him."

 

[Saltarius]

"He must've escaped to the surface. Fearing our uh...prescence."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Then, we shall follow him!" I grab Salt, press R2 and we burst up several levels of sub-basement.

 

[Saltarius]

We burst out of the ground on the surface as I dust off my suit.

"Oh uh...hey guys. Waffles is back. Sort of."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I change my outfit into Rufus from Street Fighter, "KEN MASTERS!" I start punching people with my fat.

 

[Saltarius]

"Waffles, Rufus isn't in UMVC3."