Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[WafflesandBacon]

"He should've been." I change into War Machine and blast Salt with with my shoulder machine gun.

 

[Saltarius]

I ADVANCE GUARD the assault.

"We're on the same team!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I change into Black Widow, "I was never on your side." I leg-drop Salt (because, I expect Black Widow would play a lot like MvC3 Jill).

 

[Saltarius]

"Waffles. I have 5 bars of Hyper Meter and 3 pieces of evidence. Don't push me."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I transform into Dark Phoenix, "What the fuck did you just say to me, you little prick?"

 

[Saltarius]

I use my hyper.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

With a bit of health left and use that cheap as move that steals health. After regaining health, I make the screen my ***** and spam everything like it was fuckin' Touhou.

 

[Saltarius]

I throw some evidence at Waffles, killing him because Phoenix is glassy as fuck.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTT!" I scream before changing into Wesker. "Global saturation." I say before all over the screen, destroying Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

"Sorry, I'm immune to bullshit."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"You're no fun."

 

[Saltarius]

"You betrayed the law."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"I'm not going to say it."

 

[Saltarius]

"Lawwwwwwwwwwwwww. Now then, can we get on to more serious matters?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Like, helping you on your date?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...Erm, sure."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"No, I'm serious. Just 'cuz I'm not gettin' any doesn't mean you shouldn't."

 

[Saltarius]

"That's surprisingly nice of you."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Think nothing of it." I frame Salt's face, "Not bad looking, but we need to something about that hair. You look like an anime character gone punk."

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh this?" I return my hair to its regular shape. "Just part of the Phoenix Wright ensemble."