Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Likewise."

 

[RaNDM G]

Moments turn to hours and days. As you sit on your shitter contemplating the meaning of your existence, a nagging feeling in the darkest recesses of your mind reminds you of your inevitable fate. Weeks and months pass on, the wrath of time crippling you with insanity.

You look at your watch. Nineteen minutes have passed.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Okay, maybe we should do something else."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Is that a white flag I hear?"

 

[Saltarius]

"It's a ceasefire."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Your terms are acceptable."
I shoot Knife in the dick.
"That's for causing all this shit by existing in the first place."

 

[Knife-28]

"Fuck." Knife says as he respawns, "No need to be a d...ouchbag about it."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I know. I just wanted to do that."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Hey, is there a Cineworld or anything similar in the mall?"

 

[Knife-28]

"I don't know for sure, but I'd put money on it." Knife says.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I fall off the church roof. "Ow."

My tulpa watches Salt and Sister paintballing, getting slightly uncomfortable about all the sexual tension.

 

[Saltarius]

"...I'm getting the uncomfortable implication someone is watching me in here."

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa feels somehow dirtied by his actions, at a very intrinsic level.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Paddy? Is that you?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"..."

"No."

"..."

 

[Saltarius]

"What are you doing in the bathroom? Why are you watching us?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"..."

"No I'm not."

"..."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Did I just hear your pants unzip? Or...was that them zipping back up?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"..."

"There was no zipping."

"..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Are you or were you jacking off to me and Sister playing paintball?"