Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

I wake up and wonder where everyone is.
"Yo where is everyone."

 

[Saltarius]

I get up and walk over to the railing.

"Up here."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I look up.
"Sweet."
I grab a nearby grappling hook and scoot up to the others.

 

[Saltarius]

"So...yeah, lost that match pretty hard."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Or did you?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Nah, he lost pretty spectacticaly." Knife says, walking over to the others.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"But maybe, in some weird sense, he won. Somehow-SNEAK ATTACK!" I shoot Salt in the stomach.
[OOC: Captcha - Zombie Attack. How fitting.]

 

[Saltarius]

I collapse and lie on the floor.

"...I think my stomach acid is leaking onto my organs."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I poke Salt's insides.
"Yep. In my not-at-all professional opinion, I can say with certainty that your stomach acid is leaking out. As a definite non-doctor, I have to tell you that that is bad. I would recommend a bullet to the face, administered twice daily from some form of firearm, for the next two weeks."

 

[Saltarius]

"Trilby. In my professional opinion, you can go suck a fat one."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I would, but Knife won't let me."
I shoot Salt in the face.
"There. You're fixed."

 

[Saltarius]

I respawn and shoot Trilby in the eyes with my paintball gun.

"Non-lethal, but I hardly give a fuck."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I wipe the paint off my welding goggles.
"Sorry for not letting you die a slow, painful death."

 

[Saltarius]

"I prefer that someone else do it over you."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Nobody else did, though."

 

[Saltarius]

"Even then I prefer it to you doing it."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, sorry."
I shoot Salt in the stomach again.
"There. Now it's like I never helped you."
I walk off.

 

[Saltarius]

"Note to self. Leave Trilby on next planet we go to."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You of all people should know how well staying on a planet when the Mall leaves ends." I point out.

 

[Saltarius]

"I was secretly hoping the matrix would take priority and forget about you."