Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

Spoiler: My reaction looks a little like this

"Ok. Everyone hide in places that aren't super obvious and are not the church, I have a terrible plan."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I vomit all over Salt and Sister.
"I garuntee this will all end in tears. And blood. Or whatever the fuck you bleed Sis. Strawberry liquor or sometinhg"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I dump a pot of scalding hot water over Salt.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I catch the wood and carve a small child out of it.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I set fire to the carving and throw it at Tox.

 

[Sigma Castell]

The carving comes to life in mid-air.
[color={RED}/]"I'm a real boOHGODIT BUUUUURNS WHY WAS I BORN INTO SUCH SUFFERING!"[/color]
The carving hits Tox and explodes.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I respawn, and reverse-pickpocket a grenade into Tox's inventory.

 

[Sigma Castell]

My skull explodes into candy as soon as Bloody Mary touches it.
I respawn.
"Woops, I left Pinata on. Gimme a sec..."
I root around in the circuit boards and deactivate Pinata.

 

[Saltarius]

"FUCK! CHRIST MY SKIN OH GOD MY FLESH BURNS HOLY HELL FUCK YOU WHOEVER POURED THAT"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Ok. Everyone hide in places that aren't super obvious and are not the church, I have a terrible plan."

"Everyone's already skipped town."

 

[Saltarius]

My hands find their way to my neck, snapping it and letting me respawn on the bench.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Hello again."

 

[Saltarius]

"Hey. You uh...wanna get some ice cream?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"God, I thought you would never ask."

You go to the ice cream shoppe. There is no one in the store, and the frozen treats are all locked up.

There is a small speaker on the counter with two small buttons below the amplifier. The one on the left is red, while the one on right is labeled "push to talk".

 

[Saltarius]

"Uh...the fuck do I do?"

I move my hands over the counter, trying to find a service bell.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I throw a molotov mocktail in through the Ice Cream Shoppe window.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I put out the fire with a bucket of water. I then dump a bucket of scalding water over Salt. Again.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Uh...the fuck do I do?"

I move my hands over the counter, trying to find a service bell.

"Salt."

"Salt, the button is right there."

"Salt..."

"Salt, stop."

You proceed to burn in a horrific fashion.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I decide to give up on the toaster and install a bunch of small flamethrowers all down my arm, and a plasma cutter in my index finger.
Which, I suppose, works as a toaster. Sort of.

 

[Saltarius]

I respawn and slam the goddamn button.

"Right. Sorry. Sight iss-the fuck is that smoke smell coming from."