Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa appears in the mall, looking at the devastation. "The new guy and Dot leave but of course Woon stays!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well, now that the hilarity is over, let's find out who handed me the torch."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Hello."

Mystery solved.

 

[Saltarius]

"Sorry Diamond, one moment from us playing 'who's fault it really was'."

I poke my head out the window.

"AHAHAHA, FUCK YOU WOON."

"Sorry about that."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh. Hey Sis. Thanks for the torch by the way, but how are you feeling?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Kind of loopy."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I take a note.
"Okay, that's normal. I think. I dunno. Oh right, I guess we can tell you Salt has become interested in someone else, so make what you will of that."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"So, you're back to normal then? That's good."

 

[RaNDM G]

"... Oh."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah. Well. Want to go kill some stuff in the sub-basements?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Nah, I spent too much time down there. I think I'm just going to take a shower. Then pass out for maybe a week."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Okay, we'll come and find you when we need you. Come on Tox, let's go do something. Like continuing my plans to nuke the Earth."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Oh, and there's something else you should know about Salt. Uh... I'd go talk to Salt, if I were you."
I glance at Zombie.
"What was that about nukes?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh right. I've decided I'm gonna try and blow up the Earth. When we get back to it. Unless it's a Utopia. In which case I'll leave it alone I guess."

 

[Captain Anon]

My tulpa appears in the mall, looking at the devastation. "The new guy and Dot leave but of course Woon stays!"

"well i'm sorry but i'm bored i have to wait all day for someone post something because everyone seems to come out of the bloody cracks at night"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Given what Artie told us about Earth, I have a feeling that 'utopia' is one of the things it is not." I remind Zombie.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Precisely. So I might try and destroy it or something. I dunno, I'm still figuring out the fine details."

 

[Captain Anon]

"hey zombie i got an ion cannon you could borrow, it could be alot quicker and it's alot more fun to watch"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"NO I WILL NOT ALLOW THE DESTRUCTION OF EARTH!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"That looks like a really big laser pointer. Plus I need to wait till we're near Earth."
I turn to Paddy's Tulpa.
"Why not?"