Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"Isn't the whole point of us doing our quests to God Tier? Kinda seems redundant to-"
I shove a wire into my brain. I immediately begin talking in Welsh.
"Dod yn duwiau ddwywaith."
I adjust the wire.
"God that was surreal. I could see sounds."

 

[Saltarius]

"My title is literally to suck at winning. Or win at suc-No. Too dirty."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"That's nice."
I finish screwing around with my brain and close up my head.
"Want to go try and find this Bow and Arrow thingy?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Ooh! Yeah! Fuck dinosaurs, get that instead!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Right. Well... lead the way."

 

[Knife-28]

"..."

"I really need to try and follow what the fuck is going on, because I have no idea."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What, and you think we do?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"So are we gonna look for this fucking thing or not?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I guess we should."
I go look for the thing.
"Anyone know what it looks like?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Uh...big bow and arrow. When shot, you get Stand."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Right... that totally narrows it down."

 

[Knife-28]

"So are we looking for a dinosaur? Or some sort of giant bow and arrow?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"We're looking for a bow and arrow which is made of meteorite and will give us superpowers. Or something."

 

[Knife-28]

"..."

"That sounds stupid."

 

[RaNDM G]

[HEADING=2][color]MEANWHILE...[/color][/HEADING]

The dragon roars as it reaches the Mall's absolute highest point.

Yes, we are still doing this thing. Someone drag Tox out of Hell please?

 

[Knife-28]

"Wait, didn't we kill the dragon? Or did another one show up?" I ask, hearing the roar.

 

[RaNDM G]

The dragon is metaphysical and unattainable.

Also, the dragon you killed wasn't the dragon. Seriously now, you'd think you could tell the difference.

 

[Knife-28]

"Too many Dragons, not enough dinosaurs." I say, before walking off to find some dinosaurs.

 

[Saltarius]

"Oo! Maybe if get Stands, we can beat shit out of dragon with them! True victory!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Of for- right, fuck this shit. Let's just pick a random planet and crash into it. Hopefully, the impact will kill the dragon. If not, it'll probably get out and won't be our problem any more. And hey, maybe we'll find Paddy, too."