Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

I hold up my character sheet. "100 in sneak man, comes in handy."

 

[RaNDM G]

He gets my point, though, he should just ask directions in the next town he comes upon; it's not like people are going to freak out over the fact that the technology he uses is way ahead of theirs.

They'll be too busy being eaten by necromancers to care.

I continue to drive around.
"Whenever that fucking happens! Seriously, how far is this castle?"

For Paddy it was half a day's jog from his castle to the Mall. In full armor.

How is it taking you this long?

 

[MinimanZombie]

The hood of the car opens and I pop up.
"Because I removed the majority of the engine so I could sit in it!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I continue driving and see the castle.
"Hooray."
I park and get out.
"Okay, let's rescue Paddy so he can get his title and we can all piss off to fuck shit up on some other planet."

 

[Knife-28]

"Alright then." I say, before pulling out my grenade launcher and blowing a hole in the wall of the castle. "Let's go."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I was thinking maybe we try to talk to the guys who own the castle, but blowing their shit up works too."
I climb through the hole.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I heard that. Please be more subtle."

 

[Knife-28]

I begin setting some more explosives. "Sorry what was that Paddy?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I facepalm.
"Oh god is this what it feels like to be you, Knife?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I would like at least one person left alive for me to receive my title from."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Okay. Will do."

 

[Knife-28]

I blow a hole in the floor, and jump down a level. "I dunno Trilby, probibly."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'll get you a medal for putting up with our shit, then."
I hop down after Knife.

 

[RaNDM G]

I hop down after Trilby.

"Yeah, they'd give him a cross for it. The back would say FOR VALOUR IN THE FACE OF OTHER PEOPLE'S SHIT."

 

[Knife-28]

"Yea? That doesn't sound that bad actually." I say, before pulling out a megaphone. "Paddy, where you at?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start walking towards Paddy, using the tracking device to guide me.
"Anybody here?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I hop into the drivers seat and accelerate into the multiple holes in the castle.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I stop and walk back to the others, where I see the MallMobile, crashed underneath the second hole.
"What the actual fuck?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"The actual fuck, or as I'd like to put it the truth, is that this vehicle is unsuitable for the current task and we may require another automobile which is more suited for the job."
I pull out several jerry cans of gasoline.
"Do you have a lighter?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"We don't need an automobile. Which is why it was parked outside."