Man Arrested For Trying to Split the Atom at Home

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Man Arrested For Trying to Split the Atom at Home

A Swedish man bravely furthering nuclear science in his own home has been arrested by meddlesome police.

As the popular saying goes: "Everyone needs a hobby." Some of us play videogames, some of us play sports, others collect stamps, coins or clippings of an unwitting celebrity's hair, and some of us attempt to build nuclear reactors in our kitchens.

That's how Swedish gentleman and scholar Rich Handl was spending his time when police barged into his house and arrested him for "unauthorized possession of nuclear material." Handl, who is 31 and has "always been interested in physics and chemistry," was apparently storing radioactive elements including Radium, Americium and that old-standby Uranium, in his apartment because he wanted to "see if [was] possible to split the atom at home."

Apparently, Handl's blog, in which he described his experiments, including one that went particularly awry and caused a "small meltdown" on his stove, wasn't enough to convince local authorities to pay him a visit. It took a call from the amateur scientist himself to bring to the police to his door. Worried that perhaps unleashing the power of the atom in his kitchen without any safety equipment save a sink and a box of chocopuffs might just violate a few laws, Handl made a friendly call to Sweden's Radiation authority to make sure everything was above board. The authority responded by immediately calling the police, the bastards.

Police arrested Handl back in July but have declined to comment on the case since then. Though no "dangerous" levels of radiation were detected in his apartment, the curious Swede still could face up to two years in prison if convicted.


UPDATE: Helpful reader Dismal Purple [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Dismal+purple] has provided us a link to what appears to be Handl's aforementioned blog. [http://richardsreactor.blogspot.com/]

Source: Sfgate [http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2011/08/03/international/i083333D22.DTL&tsp=1]

(Image) [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ae/Mad_scientist.svg]


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kebab4you

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Not G. Ivingname said:
... I am baffled wondering if this guy was a genius or a moron.
Like all mad scientist, both.

And those nifty bastards calling the cops, he was only doing it for SCIENCE![footnote]
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Owlslayer

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it kinda feels like the Radiation people were not cool at all, calling the police. The guy just wanted to know if everything was okay and good, and just had to call the cops. They just couldn't say "No, you shouldn't do that, if you already didn't know that", before making the call to the cops. Sure it's kinda obvious that splitting an atom in your kitchen isn't the best of ideas, but still. Quite rude of them to do this.
 

jVictor

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Everyone knows that nuclear physics is a gateway mad science. If they didn't stop him, he'd eventually move on to cloning, super-serums, doomsday devices, and trying to kill Superman.
 

samsonguy920

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Only two years? Sweden is light on atomic crime. Being caught with fissionable materials in the US would net you a much longer stay in a Fed facility.
orangeapples said:
it was only 1 atom. no one would miss it...
Would anybody miss the one town it would take with it?
 

Evilsanta

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...Sweet, So this means I can do this at home to? I wonder where he got the materials...

Errr...I mean, That crazy guy! Trying to split atoms in his kitchen.

>.>
 

Dark Prophet

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Apparently, Handl's blog, in which he described his experiments, including one that went particularly awry and caused a "small meltdown" on his stove...
After that I was like WTF, a small meltdown, a small fucking meltdown, what is he a Batman villain.
 

FalloutJack

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There is only one proper reaction to this.



[HEADING=1]GREAT SCOTT!![/HEADING]
 

nCrz

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All I could think of while reading this was the music video to Billy Talent's 'Standing in the Rain' ..... lol
 

Scarim Coral

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Who knows, maybe he would of become famous for splitting an atom in his kitchen if it weren't for the police or you know killing himself from the splitting reaction and taken along the people with him in that neighbourhood.
 

Gerhardt

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I'd bet dollars to donuts that this guy's favorite movie growing up was Ghostbusters
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I'm warning you, shutting that off would be a very bad idea...
 

Exosus

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I love that we have governmental bodies deciding who can and cannot do science and the implied tagline is "loony asshole attempts fission." God help us all.