Man caught molesting bicycle

[Johnny Novgorod]

That must've been one sexy bike.

 

[Piorn]

In my opinion, you can look at bike pictures and imagine all you want, but once you go outside and actually violate an innocent bike, you have gone too far.

 

[FalloutJack]

This changes everything in that one Queen song, doesn't it?

(No, I don't think so!)

 

[Angelous Wang]

Somehow, I find this man's actions more disturbing than an actual rapist.

I mean a guy rapes a girl, at least somehow that makes some sort of logical sense.

This guy? Who knows what the fuck he's thinking.

He's not only raped a bike, he's been raping the bike for WEEKS man.

Maybe he read to much into the toilet seat pregnancy myth and decided to do a bike version on the woman.

He was hoping the girlfriend grinding against his semen on the seat would get her pregnant. So she'd have a rape pregnancy without actually doing the rape.

CAPTCHA = don't be late

She better fucking hope she's not late.

 

[Pinkamena]

What a wheelie bad idea that was.

We really need to stop these pedalphiles.

>pedalphiles

You win!
But, why did he slash the tires? Becausemthe bike and been a very bad bicycle and needed to be punished ormsomething?