Man Killed by Exploding Cell Phone

Nanoko

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Wow. That must really suck for him and his family, but...

I must say that the very idea of an exploding cell phone killing somebody is one of the most awesome things I've heard in a while.
 

uppitycracker

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Wouldukindly said:
Suddenly the fact my cellphone is so close to my groin in my pocket terrifies me.
hah i'm not the only one suddenly questioning what i value more... my crotch or my life....
 

Ultrajoe

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PurpleRain said:
Escapist News. Staying classy since 1804.
domicius said:
I hate to be *that* guy but... a man lost his life through no fault of his own. Talking about him "gurgling" to his death seems below the usual tone I expect from this publication. What's next? "Man is hit by car and dies staring at his own entrails"?

Leave it to the posters to provide the graphic detail, if you absolutely must.
I am forced to agree. The journalistic choice makes me raise an eyebrow when the author feels the need add description to a mans dying moments. I don't mind, but it sounds like Ben Counter just picked up a camera and started telling it how it is. There's nothing inheretly wrong or off-putting with it... it's just out of place.

Ben Counter writes alot of visceral 40K novels, for anyone not in the know. He is a big fan of gurgling deaths and fountains of gore. Fun stuff to read, actually.
 
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Ultrajoe said:
I am forced to agree. The journalistic choice makes me raise an eyebrow when the author feels the need add description to a mans dying moments. I don't mind, but it sounds like Ben Counter just picked up a camera and started telling it how it is. There's nothing inheretly wrong or off-putting with it... it's just out of place.
I'd say a little more Jeff Lyndsey, as that's what I was reading at the time. While the choice of words may have been a little grotesque for some, the idea of him dying doesn't quite get across the gruesome way in which he did die. Hence a few extra words to home in on the horrific detail. It's a truly awful way to die, and I felt that it needed to be stated. YMMV.

If I'd said, "Man dies from a phone explosion", some might have just shrugged it off. Once you can visualize it, there's much less "humor".
 

KeyMaster45

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Very "final destination" esque, I mean dang, the odds of a phone exploding are astronomical.

Think I'll nudge my phone a few feet away from the computer now.
 

Aries_Split

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...I blame the Chinese.

I hope people will start realizing that buying faulty electronics IS dangerous.

It still blows someone died. How the hell do you explain that to his wife?

"His phone...umm...exploded."
 

DeanDMX

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After all is said and done, a man died. Would the reaction be different if he was british or american or from wherever you're from? It's easy to make light of a story like this and feel detached because it happened far away from you and doesn't affect you at all. Reading the comments it's not surprising that the world is such a shitty place with such insensitive people inhabiting it.
 

Tiamat666

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I bet that cellphone visited a terrorist training camp in Pakistan and joined Al-Qaeda.
 

Booze Zombie

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I keep telling people I don't like mobile phones for a reason! This is just another one to add to the list.
 

PurpleRain

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Ultrajoe said:
PurpleRain said:
Escapist News. Staying classy since 1804.
domicius said:
I hate to be *that* guy but... a man lost his life through no fault of his own. Talking about him "gurgling" to his death seems below the usual tone I expect from this publication. What's next? "Man is hit by car and dies staring at his own entrails"?

Leave it to the posters to provide the graphic detail, if you absolutely must.
I am forced to agree. The journalistic choice makes me raise an eyebrow when the author feels the need add description to a mans dying moments. I don't mind, but it sounds like Ben Counter just picked up a camera and started telling it how it is. There's nothing inheretly wrong or off-putting with it... it's just out of place.

Ben Counter writes alot of visceral 40K novels, for anyone not in the know. He is a big fan of gurgling deaths and fountains of gore. Fun stuff to read, actually.
Aww, I was trying to put it in a positive light. I thought it was kinda humourus. Not the dying part, just that it's so outside of journalism to say that. It's what I like about the Escapist. This very easy tone on everything.
 

SimuLord

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raxiv said:
The_root_of_all_evil said:
Shards of plastic tore through the arteries in his neck and he gurgled to his rapid demise from massive blood loss. Nice.
Not nice. Not nice at all.
Well hey, at least he died quickly. Also, I love Root's word choice there.
 

Drake the Dragonheart

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Erana said:
Well, great....
With my luck with electronics, my cell phone will hunt me and my entire family down and brutally murder us...

Seriously. My cell phone died inexplicably in less than a month of owning it.
I swear I remember myth busters doing on episode on this, though I am not sure which side they proved. Run Erana, just run, technology is hunting you! DROP YOUR WEAPON YOU HAVE 15 SECONDS TO COMPLY! 5 4 3 2 1 (phaser noise) (starcraft reference)
Man that just sucks, what a horrible way to go. Killed by a phone.
 

TsunamiWombat

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Honestly, this sounds more to me like this guy was someone the chinese government didn't like and his 'cellphone' mysteriously 'exploaded'. When someone shot him.
 

kvenox

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wow...when i hear things like this i really dont regret that i "accidentally" broke my cellphone.