I salute this man for how awesome he is. But, I need no fancy pansy figgly wiggly diet. Would you like to know why? *shifts eyes* I! ... do not enjoy junk food. I detest Mtn Dew, Chips I could seriously live in a world without and barely notice, haven't had a Hostess snack cake in years, and uh, yeah just don't SNACK in general.