man pees on terrorist, earns medal

[Shoggoth2588]

"Young boy arrested for animal abuse and, staged fights: Claims to be a 'Master'"

"Darkness Falls as Sun disappears"

"Dead Rise as first Morgue Opens on Moon"

 

[IronicBeet]

"Ireland Killed in Drunk Driving Accident"

 

[Jroo wuz heer]

"Guy Gets His Nipple Bitten Off By A Beaver"

I wonder if anyone on his website has taken their head out of their ass long enough to know what I'm referring to?

that's not a very nice thing to say

 

[omicron1]

Never mind.

"Fox Renews Firefly for Ninth Season, Cancels Simpsons."

 

[Leg End]

"Guy Gets His Nipple Bitten Off By A Beaver"

I wonder if anyone on his website has taken their head out of their ass long enough to know what I'm referring to?

Insulting your fellow Escapees is just uncalled for. And yes, we get the reference.

All I could find. Couldn't get the exact video.

 

[Leg End]

Duke Nukem Forever is actually coming out.
Wait...

Don't jinx us!
OT: "Duke Nukem Forever Development Handed Over To Valve, Delayed Until After Release Of Half-Life 2: Episode 3".

 

[Motti]

I'm disappointed, that title would make an awesome story.

On topic: card games played on motorcycles, franchise dies as a result

 

[omicron1]

"Local Mattress Salesman Receives Nobel Prize, Nobody Quite Sure Why"

 

[Dr. wonderful]

"Brown Bear makes off with Picnic baskets."

 

[rabidmidget]

Teenager mugged within a block of an arcade, Supreme Court bans all videogames.

 

[kikon9]

"Newspapers are no longer selling enough to buy i-"

 

[Yomandude]

George Carlin joke: "Welcome Wagon Kills Newcomer"
"MacGyver flies to moon; uses only bubble gum"

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

"New historical discovery shocks Christians world wide, Jesus had a twin sister!"

or

"Local man wins Nobel prize for chronic masturbating"

 

[Mrsoupcup]

Jesus Born in second coming. World Rejoices, WBC protests.

You know if it happened they would do it, for "Idol Warship" or some stupid shit.

 

[The Last Hunter]

North Korea calls for peace, "Fo' Realz" says Pyongyang

Man discovers beating heart in Statue of Liberty

 

[solar065]

'Man bludgeons pensioner to death with frozen dog'

Don't ask...I'm quite tired.

 

[HT_Black]

"CONGRESS DOES A SENSIBLE THING. NATION IN SHOCK!"
"Heralds the end of Democracy", says former lobbyist.
The scene in Washington was one of turmoil and panic today, as the house of congress unanimously voted to stop running America into the ground. Our reporters attempted to contact the speaker of house for a statement, but he was too busy kicking the Ford board of directors in the nads. More on this as the story progresses.

 

[Double A]

France starts war, thousands of Germans dead. Switzerland comments: "We helped."

 

[zombiejoe]

The End of Days is upon us, get naked now!

 

[Agrael]

Kim Jon ill rickrolled by anonymous, declares war. Anonymous responds "Hu mad son?"

I will frame this, good sir.

God appears before everyone - apologizes for genocide(s), claiming that ''Cocaine is a helluva drug''