Yes, not only will I cheat on Ashley, I feel obliged to do cheat on her, with a hot alien chick, after what she turned out to be.
I knew she was a little bit... um.. extreme with her views on racial purity when I met her, but I ignored that and just told her what I thought she wanted to hear so that I could get her into bed.
Big mistake.
Soon after I'd banged her we were out on our first proper shore leave as a 'couple', walking through one of the Wards in the Citadel with my homie Garrus tagging along, when we came upon some crazy demonstration by a group of right wing, racist Terran extremist... I think they were the TNP or Terra Firma or something.
Feeling slightly uncomfortable because my mate Garrus was with us, I try to walk past the protesters as quickly and as inconspicuously as possible, but the missus had other ideas... what did she do, she only bloody went and started joining in with the demonstration, chanting "No blood for soil" and "Dey tuk er Jeobs!" or what ever those crazy Terra Firma nutters like to shout.
It was so embarrassing, Garrus just looked at me with a mixture of sympathy and disgust, while all I could do was facepalm and hang my head in shame, she made me feel like Dave Angel.
Suffice to say that was the last time I ever took her out with me in public again (not when I had important Specter shit to do, she's an embarrassment) but unfortunately I didn't have the option to dump her, all I could do was leave her in the basement of the ship on her own and ignore her for the rest of the time.
It's great that I'll have the opportunity to make her dump me, and nail that sexy Tali to boot.
'Talk about banging two birds with one stone' (to quote from the foremost authority on inter-species relationships, Brannigan's Law).