Quicker than me, I saw it coming after 2. I decided this story could never be un-stupided or fixed after the reapers were building terminator out of human smoothie by teaming up with incredibly stupid aliens who think an ambush means letting your enemies into the center of your base and giving them all your sensitive information, then building a pathway out for them and only sending five guys at a time to stop them. No longer an RPG, but another cover based shooter with a bit more plot. I knew then the third game would be just as it is. All this news about controversy and bad endings comes as no surprise whatsoever.Audacity said:This is why I stopped playing at 1...Yeah. I saw it coming.
Actually, neither Tali nor Garrus died. None of your squadmates do. It's kindof weird, but and one of the plot holes. For some reason they are on the Normandy, don't ask why.Caramel Frappe said:Zen Toombs said:Not....quite my reaction......
I will say that I recently realized that the ending is mostly in line with the endings of the other games. We just accepted them and thought they were cool because we thought each game was leading to an epic conclusion in the third installment.
And we were wrong.
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.. .. Yes they were. So.. so very dead wrong. *cries on your shoulder*
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I just beat Mass Effect 3, and.. I am seriously lost for words. I beat Mass Effect 1 and 2 just so I could finish the series and, I.. I-I get the ending.. where Shepard takes full control of the reapers by holding onto the zapping electronic rods off some machine. Beforehand, Shepard.. he loses Garrus and Tali. Garrus was my best friend, and Tali was my favorite character in the game.
In fact I romanced Tali in ME2 and ME3.. just so I could lose her within a second..
They died.. they died while running to the Citedal beam. Lying there, and .. what the crap afterwards with talking to the Illusive Man plus the child- gosh darn it. NOOOOOOOOO this was just an amazing experience as I played through the series and I end up with this weird crap. All my efforts of being as good as possible feel wasted, seriously.. I-I need some sleep. I'm really seeing the reason why so many are upset at Bioware now. They killed off Tali, and I had no control over her fate thus I lost Shepard. What the crap... this comic expresses my reaction perfectly.
This. I will add that (despite its many flaws in the combat mechanics) I liked only ME1. I didn't like the changes in the combat (even if it flowed better, admittedly) from the ME1 to ME2, but what really was ridiculous is the you die and then resurrect within the first 5 minutes of the story, which was a poorly thought plot device to cut the ties with the ending of the ME1 and force you into an unlikely alliance with Cerberus, out of gratitude. This is really stupid because the illusive man is an extremely pragmatic man. He would never waste tons of money on the unlikely project of resurrecting someone, hoping this person would help him in his efforts better than a whole army, and this without even considering that this person might refuse him because he doesn't agree with his ideas, he doesn't like his methods, and frankly, because he is annoying. The illusive man never had any qualms in using humans as expendables, yet he doesn't place any system to control Shepard in his brain... Why? You hear that crap about "Shepard must be exactly how he was before" but that doesn't mean that you can't place a failsafe in case he refuses you... And this without putting out the fact that you can't reconstruct the brain once it loses its microstructure, unless you have a copy of how it was before (this accepting the fact that you CAN reconstruct it at all). ME2 was a detour on the main story, and it was only a good character development that saved it from being a complete wreck. The same can't be said about the ME3, unfortunately, which IS a complete wreck, for me. I know that many won't share my pessimistic view on the whole game, but I find that the story is simply bad, with the whole "we don't believe you Shepard" played out again until it's impossible to deny the truth, the choices from the previous games that turn out to be cosmetic several times, the after-attack attempts at dealing with the Reapers (that should be impossible to stop), etc.Mr Companion said:Quicker than me, I saw it coming after 2. I decided this story could never be un-stupided or fixed after the reapers were building terminator out of human smoothie by teaming up with incredibly stupid aliens who think an ambush means letting your enemies into the center of your base and giving them all your sensitive information, then building a pathway out for them and only sending five guys at a time to stop them. No longer an RPG, but another cover based shooter with a bit more plot. I knew then the third game would be just as it is. All this news about controversy and bad endings comes as no surprise whatsoever.Audacity said:This is why I stopped playing at 1...Yeah. I saw it coming.
I brought Liara and Tali with me, and in the Synethesis ending I chose I saw Tali get out of the Normandy with EDI and Joker. It was.... weird.Caramel Frappe said:.. Wait, what ..?Zen Toombs said:Actually, neither Tali nor Garrus died. None of your squadmates do. It's kindof weird, but and one of the plot holes. For some reason they are on the Normandy, don't ask why.
EDIT: On another note, we're friends on Xbox live right? We should play multiplayer sometime. It's a lot of fun.
But, I saw them as Shepard was weak and limping- Garrus on the ground dead with his mouth open and Tali, oh god.. Tali was on her back in a pool of blood. Are you telling me that somehow I missed seeing them on the Normandy with the ending choice I make? Please show me a video or something to clarify I must know.
Also yes, since I beat single player.. I will be happy to play with you on ME3 multiplayer. Least anything we do will make far more sense then the single player ending. :{
I suspect you missed a few things or didn't get the full ending. I put some thought into this (more than I should).Bevin Warren said:There is no Paragpon endingsordcooper said:yeeeaaaaah to be fair, in hindsight, i found the 'paragon' ending a little more appropriate than the others, but yeah, still total BS
The lore states that an exploding Mass Relay destroys all life within its sector...from the DLC Arrival
all the endings have the relays explode... thus all advanced technological life is destroyed except for the crew of the Normandy... who crash lands somewhere...
In fact Shepards does more damage to the Universe then the Reapers would have done anyway...
The best you can hope for is:
1: Destroy... you end the Reaper cycle utterly thus giving future life forms a chance of existing without the threat of being harvested.
2. Control... take control of the Reapers and bend them to your will... basicly you decide who will get killed and when.
3. merge - all life becomes half organic/sythnthetic... except there is no real life forms as the exploding relays took them out... except for the normandy crew...
Theyt are all Renegade options and only the Destroy has a long term net benefit.
Why would Destroy and not Control be a viable option? Heck the only option that fits into the Indoctrination excuse is Synthesize. Which is a total conversion of the Galaxy into syntheto-organic hybrids.Zen Toombs said:I brought Liara and Tali with me, and in the Synethesis ending I chose I saw Tali get out of the Normandy with EDI and Joker. It was.... weird.Caramel Frappe said:.. Wait, what ..?Zen Toombs said:Actually, neither Tali nor Garrus died. None of your squadmates do. It's kindof weird, but and one of the plot holes. For some reason they are on the Normandy, don't ask why.
EDIT: On another note, we're friends on Xbox live right? We should play multiplayer sometime. It's a lot of fun.
But, I saw them as Shepard was weak and limping- Garrus on the ground dead with his mouth open and Tali, oh god.. Tali was on her back in a pool of blood. Are you telling me that somehow I missed seeing them on the Normandy with the ending choice I make? Please show me a video or something to clarify I must know.
Also yes, since I beat single player.. I will be happy to play with you on ME3 multiplayer. Least anything we do will make far more sense then the single player ending. :{
I'm not entirely opposed to the "indoctrination theory", although I'm not sure that it is the case.
If it is true, and the planned actual ending is a bit later, that DLC BETTER not cost money, because that is STUPID.
[also, with indoctrination theory, my thought is that the whole scene after you get lazor'd is a hallucination, and if you choose destroy you're shaking the indoctrination off.]
Also, EVERYTHING that happends after the credits [old man talking to kid, the "a winner is you" screen]
[HEADING=2]NEVER HAPPENED[/HEADING]
Yay personal retcons!
I still want to have a little faith in Bioware.
No, see the theory is that EVERYTHING past you getting hit with Harbringer's lazor is a hallucination. It could be - and probably is - just terrible writing, but it also had the potential of being something more.1337mokro said:Why would Destroy and not Control be a viable option? Heck the only option that fits into the Indoctrination excuse is Synthesize. Which is a total conversion of the Galaxy into syntheto-organic hybrids.Zen Toombs said:I brought Liara and Tali with me, and in the Synethesis ending I chose I saw Tali get out of the Normandy with EDI and Joker. It was.... weird.Caramel Frappe said:.. Wait, what ..?Zen Toombs said:Actually, neither Tali nor Garrus died. None of your squadmates do. It's kindof weird, but and one of the plot holes. For some reason they are on the Normandy, don't ask why.
EDIT: On another note, we're friends on Xbox live right? We should play multiplayer sometime. It's a lot of fun.
But, I saw them as Shepard was weak and limping- Garrus on the ground dead with his mouth open and Tali, oh god.. Tali was on her back in a pool of blood. Are you telling me that somehow I missed seeing them on the Normandy with the ending choice I make? Please show me a video or something to clarify I must know.
Also yes, since I beat single player.. I will be happy to play with you on ME3 multiplayer. Least anything we do will make far more sense then the single player ending. :{
I'm not entirely opposed to the "indoctrination theory", although I'm not sure that it is the case.
If it is true, and the planned actual ending is a bit later, that DLC BETTER not cost money, because that is STUPID.
[also, with indoctrination theory, my thought is that the whole scene after you get lazor'd is a hallucination, and if you choose destroy you're shaking the indoctrination off.]
Also, EVERYTHING that happends after the credits [old man talking to kid, the "a winner is you" screen]
[HEADING=2]NEVER HAPPENED[/HEADING]
Yay personal retcons!
I still want to have a little faith in Bioware.
If you choose to take Control over the reapers. Like my Renegade Shepard probably would, why does that mean the reapers keep him in the illusion? Why does Destroy have the rose coloured ending, when in fact the entire destruction could be an illusion and all there would be is Shepard lying on his back laughing and screaming "I did it, I did it" whilst the Reapers clean up what's left of the fleet.
No this was just really really shitty writing waved of with a contradictory logic loop of the main cop out AI bad guy that is contradicted by several possible endings and events in the game itself.
Yes I got that. That's why I'm saying it doesn't make sense that only the Destruction ending has the extra bit. There is no sense in the reapers controlling you whilst they control themselves. Have you tried letting a computer run a computer run a computer? It doesn't work. For the same reason why a hypnotist being hypnotised by another hypnotist he is hypnotising will just result in two hypnotists clucking like chickens.Zen Toombs said:No, see the theory is that EVERYTHING past you getting hit with Harbringer's lazor is a hallucination. It could be - and probably is - just terrible writing, but it also had the potential of being something more.1337mokro said:Why would Destroy and not Control be a viable option? Heck the only option that fits into the Indoctrination excuse is Synthesize. Which is a total conversion of the Galaxy into syntheto-organic hybrids.Zen Toombs said:I brought Liara and Tali with me, and in the Synethesis ending I chose I saw Tali get out of the Normandy with EDI and Joker. It was.... weird.Caramel Frappe said:.. Wait, what ..?Zen Toombs said:Actually, neither Tali nor Garrus died. None of your squadmates do. It's kindof weird, but and one of the plot holes. For some reason they are on the Normandy, don't ask why.
EDIT: On another note, we're friends on Xbox live right? We should play multiplayer sometime. It's a lot of fun.
But, I saw them as Shepard was weak and limping- Garrus on the ground dead with his mouth open and Tali, oh god.. Tali was on her back in a pool of blood. Are you telling me that somehow I missed seeing them on the Normandy with the ending choice I make? Please show me a video or something to clarify I must know.
Also yes, since I beat single player.. I will be happy to play with you on ME3 multiplayer. Least anything we do will make far more sense then the single player ending. :{
I'm not entirely opposed to the "indoctrination theory", although I'm not sure that it is the case.
If it is true, and the planned actual ending is a bit later, that DLC BETTER not cost money, because that is STUPID.
[also, with indoctrination theory, my thought is that the whole scene after you get lazor'd is a hallucination, and if you choose destroy you're shaking the indoctrination off.]
Also, EVERYTHING that happends after the credits [old man talking to kid, the "a winner is you" screen]
[HEADING=2]NEVER HAPPENED[/HEADING]
Yay personal retcons!
I still want to have a little faith in Bioware.
If you choose to take Control over the reapers. Like my Renegade Shepard probably would, why does that mean the reapers keep him in the illusion? Why does Destroy have the rose coloured ending, when in fact the entire destruction could be an illusion and all there would be is Shepard lying on his back laughing and screaming "I did it, I did it" whilst the Reapers clean up what's left of the fleet.
No this was just really really shitty writing waved of with a contradictory logic loop of the main cop out AI bad guy that is contradicted by several possible endings and events in the game itself.
With control, remember that controlling the Reapers is what TIM tried to do, and it would easily be a "you control the reapers - but they control you so it's as if they control themselves".
As for why destroy shows you a "rose coloured ending", remember that you only see Shep breathe if you have the highest levels of War assets, >5000. So in showing Shepard this illusion, they are trying to buy time to crush the reinforcements that would help Shep up.
Also the AI's logic is a mite crazy, but makes a certain degree of sense.