Mass Effect, an RPG or...SODOMY SIMULATOR?

[beoweasel]

http://gamepolitics.com/2008/01/14/conservative-blogger-claims-mass-effect-offers-customizable-sodomy/

I...I don't know what to think of this, it just boggles my mind...I think I've been struck dumb. XD

 

[broadband]

heh like if we havent dealt with this kind of stuff before, the video in the article shows just a james bond-esque scene, you know that US politicians like to bash something being misinformed, games, anime, goverments that dont want to be colony

 

[tiredinnuendo]

Wow...

He's so wrong that you almost think it has to be on purpose. You have to admit, brazenly saying something and being wrong is a really effective (though possibly not a good) way to get your name out there.

See: Jack Thompson, Al Gore, Ted Stevens...

- J

 

[Hoax]

Ugh, another Jack Thompson. I don't think I even need to comment on this guy, nothing I can say can make him look any dumber than he already is.

 

[neems]

Yes, but... but...

This is a piss take, isn't it? Isn't it? Please.

Tell me that there aren't people out there who are so incredibly, unbelievably stupid. I think I need to lie down.

 

[Melaisis]

It must be a hoax.

No press office would release that!

 

[qbert4ever]

What I want to know is, does anybody out there believe him? it's not hard to imagine one or two people being so stupid as to spout this crap, but are there people that dont think he's retarded?

 

[beoweasel]

It must be a hoax.

No press office would release that!

Clearly, you've never been to www.townhall.com where the article was published.

 

[Easykill]

Why, WHY, are people so stupid?

 

[The Potato Lord]

Wow... I'm starting to believe that people must be crapping out large quantities of brain matter every 20 minutes or so to be retarded enough to write or believe that load.

 

[shadow skill]

This was just him talking about his ideal game honestly.

 

[Duck Sandwich]

This got me thinking: the moment you know gaming has arrived?

When there's a knock-off of it in the porno section.

When we see "ASS EFFECT" next to "BAREBACK MOUNTAIN" and "THE SOPORNOS" then we'll know that games are truly a part of the pop culture.

Don't forget "The Chronicles of Dick: Escape From Lecher Bay"

Took the words right out of my mouth, Easykill. What a fucked up world we live in...

 

[shadow skill]

Street Fucker (Yes this is real, and yes its based on the Street Fighter games.)

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Tell me that there aren't people out there who are so incredibly, unbelievably stupid. I think I need to lie down.

Welcome to planet Earth. I see you're new here.

 

[Terramax]

This was just him talking about his ideal game honestly.

No, I think it was mine...

Permission to fall down laughing?

Beoweasel, the grim squeaker, has done good finding this article. This'll keep a smile on my face through work today.

 

[SilentHunter7]

Someone please tell me that this is just a cleverly devised troll? I cant see how it couldn't be. I mean......wow.

 

[FreelancerADP]

I'll be honest- I bought Mass Effect without knowing anything about the sex scene.

When it finally happened in the game, I was both dumbstruck and disappointed. Is that all we get for a "M" rating?

Anyways- I want to play the Mass Effect that guy has been playing.

 

[Cynical Nonoplace]

This can only be a master troll.

10/10

I raged like a ************.