Mayor Flattens Illegal Parking With A Tank
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Centuries of putting up with the Russian Empire/The USSR and Prussia/Germany/The Nazis' bullshit will result in some bad-ass running through the gene pool.
Centuries of taking on Poland, Prussia/Germany, The Russian Empire, The USSR, and the Nazis will result in a bad-ass way to solve any problem.
Ok so now instead of having a car parked in the bike lane you now have a wrecked car stuck in the bike lane. It is still awesome though and I love this guy.
*giggles* I'd vote for him. (If I could vote.)
There is a method to his madness. I wonder about how the owner's car insurance company deals with the claims though. The mayor flattened my car because I was parked illegally seems like it would be an unusual claim.
There is a method to his madness. I wonder about how the owner's car insurance company deals with the claims though. The mayor flattened my car because I was parked illegally seems like it would be an unusual claim.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO!CM156 said:
OT:.......Thats crazy. Oh well I am sure no one will park illegally now.
California does have a high number of bad drivers. Sometimes they just park badly for no reason. I once saw a series of cars parked ON the lines in a parking lot. They were all spaced properly, just ON the lines. It was like everyone forgot how the parking lots were supposed to work.Dr. Pepper Unlimited said:
tank is always the answer to any problem.KAPTAINmORGANnWo4life said:
unless the problem is a tank...
Absolutely. It has to be staged or the owner of the car can sue in Lithuania for three to five times the value of the car due to mental damages. 
Maybe there's some cultural difference that I'm not picking up on, but I do believe that we have more in common than we have that sets us apart.vansau said:
I wanted to believe this, and in fact did, until the "perp" stepped out of the store to find his ridiculously expensive car had been destroyed, was told by the Mayor "don't park illegally," and just said "Okey-doke!" in response.
This is worse than finding out that Steve's lawnmower DUI was a fake. Damn you, internets! Phonies!
In Soviet Russia.... damnit i know there is a joke in there somewhere.
In Soviet Russia......... shit.
In Soviet Russia Tank Drive.......... damn, mom was wrong about me being clever.
In Soviet Russia......... shit.
In Soviet Russia Tank Drive.......... damn, mom was wrong about me being clever.
Not sure, where I live in the states you get a ticket for being parked for 10 seconds without popping money in the machines... Like, there's quite litterally cops who will run up to you if you do so because they have to meet their quota.w9496 said:
OT: Pretty awesome, but I don't think that's a tank... And that would never happen in America no matter how much I wish it would...
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It only did that much damage? I can't believe the wheels still held the bottom of the car above the ground after that, I can't imagine how heavy that APC is
Well that is just fucking heroic. Your car is parked illegally. Call a tow truck? HAH. Fuck that, were running your car over with a tank to teach you a lesson you lazy prick!
Lithuanian mayor: Keeps cycling lanes clear with sheer awesomeness (even if a crushed car may actually block cyclists more than an intact one, and spread a heap of glass everywhere)
Melbourne mayor: Speaks at the opening of a scientology church
Mega jealousy.
Melbourne mayor: Speaks at the opening of a scientology church
Mega jealousy.