Medical help please.

[Frequen-Z]

Hey, errr, long story short, as a laugh I took 3 small Microgynon pills. They're birth control pills. I'm a guy. Is anything bad gonna happen to me?

I imagine there are zero long term effects for taking it just once but I felt I'd ask anyway.

The things we do to make our friends laugh...

 

[Spaghetti]

Well I hope you will be a happy father

Seriously, I shouldn't worry (apart from the fact you an numpty). From what I gather, you have just ingested 3 tiny doses of synthetic female hormones. i.e. Estrogen. Because it was a tiny dose...and that your a man, means you shouldn't worry...

...unless of course you develope boobies, then you should be worried.

But of course, my medical training is based on watching House...

 

[dududf]

You're testicles are going to explode, and you will grow a vagina on your forehead.

Seriously though, induce nausea.

Now.

I'm dead fucking serious, do it now.

[HEADING=1]Don't just stand there INDUCE VOMITING![/HEADING]

Jam that finger down your throat and LEAVE IT THERE. Don't pull out even if you think you're going to puke, just leave it there regardless, if you're going to puke on your hand, too bad clean it after.

 

[silver wolf009]

Nothing is going to happen, unless you have a uterus. and even for girls you have keep taking it to be effective. Your fine.

 

[grimsprice]

Isn't that what happened to Lady GaGa?

 

[Frequen-Z]

Well I hope you will be a happy father

Seriously, I shouldn't worry (apart from the fact you an numpty). From what I gather, you have just ingested 3 tiny doses of synthetic female hormones. i.e. Estrogen. Because it was a tiny dose...and that your a man, means you shouldn't worry...

...unless of course you develop boobies, then you should be worried.

Yeah it's not something I'm gonna fret endlessly over. Realistically, 3 little pills aren't gonna render my little soldiers useless. I've done worse things to my body. I hardly treat it like a temple.

 

[quiet_samurai]

You know what else is good for a laugh..... drinking bleach. It's a real hoot.

But seriously why would you do that? Better start shopping for bras soon.

 

[TheLastCylon]

Enjoy your newfound femininity. Seriously you just ingested a small amount of estrogen, the primary female sex hormone. You probably should should see a doctor, but I don't think you're in much trouble.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Well, you can have sex without getting knocked up now.
Otherwise you should be fine

 

[chozo_hybrid]

You're testicles are going to explode, and you will grow a vagina on your forehead.

Seriously though, induce nausea.

Now.

I'm dead fucking serious, do it now.

[HEADING=1]Don't just stand there INDUCE VOMITING![/HEADING]

Jam that finger down your throat and LEAVE IT THERE. Don't pull out even if you think you're going to puke, just leave it there regardless, if you're going to puke on your hand, too bad clean it after.

You have a knack for making me laugh.

 

[Visulth]

You have to remember though, hormones work in a cycle. Those three pills might have thrown off said cycle for a while, leading into a catastrophic build up of god-knows-what.

But yeah, just ignore it, that sounds like a good idea.

 

[Sir Kemper]

You know what else is good for a laugh..... drinking bleach. It's a real hoot.

But seriously why would you do that? Better start shopping for bras soon.

This.

Enjoy your soon to be expanding man breasts, my good friend.

 

[Julianking93]

Uh...what?

 

[Piecewise]

Nothing will happen. You have to take a lot of hormones for a long time for anything to happen.

 

[Low Key]

I don't want to go into too much detail, because it's TMI grounds, but after you are done doing the do, your testosterone levels drop and your estrogen levels skyrocket, so it's basically like you just had sex. Nothing to worry about.

 

[ottenni]

Congratulation you are now going to have an alien baby.

I'm kidding nothing will happen.

 

[Zedzero]

No, you will just be a bit more effeminate for a bit.

 

[Zykon TheLich]

You're going to turn into a chick...wanna go out with me?

 

[Sir Kemper]

I don't want to go into too much detail, because it's TMI grounds, but after you are done doing the do, your testosterone levels drop and your estrogen levels skyrocket, so it's basically like you just had sex. Nothing to worry about.

Argh, i know just got the mental image of the OP asking the Pill container if it was good for her.

X/

 

[jasoncyrus]

Why the hell are you asking people on the escapist? 90% of them dont have a clue about medical reactions etc.

Go to the ER or your doctor.