Medieval Themed Movies You Ought to See...

vultureX21

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There's a lot of good movies to be had nowadays, but few really give you a ton of historical accuracy or faithful recreations of the time or text they address, and that's fine! Sometimes though, you end up with some real bastardizations like Beowulf (Christopher Lambert/Angelina Jolie versions both count) or Troy. I've got five here that might peak some member's interest and you may not have heard of.

Henry V (1989)

Notable Stars: Kenneth Branagh, Ian Holm, Emma Thompson, Judi Dench, Christian Bale
Historical Source: The Shakespearean play based on Henry V of England's invasion of France that was most notable for the famous Battle of Agincourt.

Reason to Watch: Branagh is the king of making Shakespeare films. Henry V is not one of the better known plays, but it is certainly one of the best stories. Featuring an incredibly graphic and violent battle scene at Agincourt that really brings everything to a climactic finish this is one of the best medieval era films to this day. The performances from Branagh and Holm are especially good and don't miss Bale as a child in the English army (seriously).

The Name of the Rose (1986)

Notable Stars: Sean Connery, Christian Slater, Ron Perlman
Historical Source: Connery plays a Franciscan monk, an order noted for it's use of logic and science to answer questions. In this case, Connery is solving a murder.

Reason to Watch: It's a murder mystery and one of the finer ones out there. It covers topics from the power of the church in the middle ages to the dangerous practices of the Inquisition. Slater is in one of his first ever major roles and performs well, but really, with Ron Perlman playing a hunchback do you need another reason to watch?

Rob Roy (1995)

Notable Stars: Liam Neeson, Tim Roth, Jon Hurt, Brian Cox, Jessica Lange
Historical Source: The Scots getting screwed by the English, it's a tale as old as the British Isles!

Reason to Watch: Roth and Neeson square off at the conclusion in an epic sword fight, worth the entire rest of the movie, which is great in itself. Also, Liam Neeson is one of the best actors out there and this film proves why. Extremely well acted all the way through and details (accuracy unclear) the life of a real Robin Hood.

Kingdom of Heaven (2005)

Notable Stars: Orlando Bloom, Liam Neeson
Historical Source: The Crusades, but portrayed in a way that places the blame on no one... except the Templars who deserve it.

Reason to Watch: Well, Neeson is in this one too, but even without him the movie really does a fantastic job of fleshing out both sides of the Crusades conflict. It isn't the best acted movie by Bloom, but the supporting cast is extremely good, especially Saladin portrayed by Ghassan Massoud. All in all it isn't the epic war movie the advertisements played it up to be, it is much more about the terrible price paid in the fight for faith during the Crusades. Surprising coming from Ridley Scott.

Excalibur (1981)

Notable Stars: Patrick Stewart, Liam Neeson, Gabriel Byrne
Historical Source: Arthurian Legends naturally. Oh, and possibly medieval porn.

Reason to Watch: Hilarity. No, really, it's one of the most ridiculous adaptations of the Arthurian tales ever. It features a fully armored knight having sex with a woman (the defiance of physics is mind blowing) and some truly ludicrous performances by average-at-best actors. That's right, Neeson and Stewart might make and appearance, but they are hardly given any quality screen time, even with Neeson playing Gawain. Byrne's turn as Uther Pendragon isn't bad, but the rest of the movie is. It might be worth seeing almost purely for amusement at how poorly conceived it was, but then again maybe not.
 

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Luther was quite excellent too, and who can forget Mel Gibson's portrayal of William, Fucking, Wallace?
 

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First Knight - rules

Only because Sean Connery is King Arthur. Which rules.
 
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Kingdom of Heaven is a very good film, but if you have to watch it, pick up the directors cut, it's miles better than the theatrical one.

edit: Rob Roy isn't exactly a "Medieval" movie.
 

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Much as I hate to admit it, the Beowulf CG movie is a pretty faithful retelling of the original story. They just added 21st century shlock (sex, blood and cuckoldry) instead of the original 8th century shlock (gold, mead and monsters). I guess the moral of this post is: Beowulf was always lame, and Arthurian tales are way cooler.
 

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Squedee said:
Monty python and the holy grail man. its one of the best movies ever
It's also an awesome send up of Medieval Movies made in that era (70's/80's)

I'd also add Eric the Viking to this list, so awesome!
 

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Jabberwocky, also by Monty Python, just to reinforce the historic reality that Medieval life occurred in an environment of persistent squalor and filth. And because it's funny.
 

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If you going to put Rob Roy, you best have Braveheart - truly epic compared to rob roy
Kingdom of heaven - really really nice, enjoyed the nod to the templars as well

hmm others that havent been listed

Army of Darkness - well it is medievil themed
J'eanne D'arc - not really medievil but good all the same (the one with her from RE films Jovovic (sp?))
Outlander - ok vikings based as is Pathfinder - but still all good
 

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misterprickly said:
Clive Swift is also in Excalibur.
He plays Richard Bouquet (spelt Bucket) in the BBC comedy series Keeping up appearances.
I'm a lowly dirt-munching American, so my knowledge of BBC is quite limited. But thanks!
 

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The infamous SCAMola said:
Kingdom of Heaven is a very good film, but if you have to watch it, pick up the directors cut, it's miles better than the theatrical one.

edit: Rob Roy isn't exactly a "Medieval" movie.
Touche on Rob Roy... but I was only off by like... a hundred years!

Or two-hundred...
 

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Teachingaddict said:
If you going to put Rob Roy, you best have Braveheart - truly epic compared to rob roy
Kingdom of heaven - really really nice, enjoyed the nod to the templars as well

hmm others that havent been listed

Army of Darkness - well it is medievil themed
J'eanne D'arc - not really medievil but good all the same (the one with her from RE films Jovovic (sp?))
Outlander - ok vikings based as is Pathfinder - but still all good
I was trying to go for stuff people might not have seen. I know a lot of people I know avoided Kingdom of Heaven until I made them watch it.
 

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Robyrt said:
Much as I hate to admit it, the Beowulf CG movie is a pretty faithful retelling of the original story. They just added 21st century shlock (sex, blood and cuckoldry) instead of the original 8th century shlock (gold, mead and monsters). I guess the moral of this post is: Beowulf was always lame, and Arthurian tales are way cooler.
I strongly disagree, the CG movie was horrifically inaccurate. For example:

Beowulf kills Grendel's mother, he doesn't have sex with her, mostly due to the fact she's a freaking ugly monster like Grendel, not some shiny water demon with built in high-heels. Therefore, the dragon he fights is not his progeny and Wiglaf certainly isn't tempted by Grendel's mother seeing as her HEAD is adorning the altar in the underwater cave!

Besides that the movie totally missed the point of the poem, which was that Beowulf is to be as feared as the monsters he defeats due to his pride. His pride leads him to

Defeat Grendel and his mother, saving Hrothgar's Danes, but it also leads an old Beowulf to track down a dragon himself when he has no heir and get killed, leaving the Geats with no king and causing them to fade from existence. As the poem states, a king may be made by "blood and deeds" and while Beowulf has both Wiglaf has only deeds and no blood relation to claim the kingship. The leaderless Geats therefore get wiped out by rival tribes or are assimilated into them (it's really the same thing).

Although, in it's defense at least the CG Beowulf didn't have steampunk elements and some wench running around with her tits out demanding she be allowed to fight with the men. You might want to consider some ARMOR first dearie!

EDIT - That's not a knock against women fighting, it's a knock against women fighting using their physiology as their primary weapon.
 

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Shapsters said:
Robin Hood-Men in Tights was hilarious! Classic Mel Brooks.
Squedee said:
Monty python and the holy grail man. its one of the best movies ever
These two. Both awesome.

Other than them, not sure I've seen any Medieval themed movies.
 

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Geek@Heart said:
Shapsters said:
Robin Hood-Men in Tights was hilarious! Classic Mel Brooks.
Squedee said:
Monty python and the holy grail man. its one of the best movies ever
These two. Both awesome.

Other than them, not sure I've seen any Medieval themed movies.
I can't really think of any other either.