Meet and Greet

[OutcastBOS]

Hey-o. I'm Dallas, but most people call me "Hey, it's that asshole." I'm 17, love Fallout, and a devoted furry. I'm in the process of attempting to draw my own webcomic. My current favorite webcomics are Concession (I miss you! D, Ballerina Mafia, Furthia High, El Goonish Shive, Slightly Damned and on occasion, Ctrl+Alt+Dlt. I'm a metalhead and a techno fan, and looove open world video games.

Well...that's about all I can think of, so if any of y'all wants to know about me, just give me a yodel.

 

[Hitokiri_Gensai]

im Melissa Summers. Im 24 from New England. Im a certified automotive technician, im also a certified chef. Im a constantly armed girl, usually with my Ed Brown Kobra Carry 1911. I love trance music and romance movies. Im also a lesbian.

yaay!

anyone wants to talk, send me message!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Ahoy, I'm Ashley, 23, and live in Nottingham, England. I'm a law & criminology graduate and I'm currently looking for work (thanks recession, I really appreciate it!)

I'm engaged to the love of my life, we've been together for 8 years.

My favourite band is Enter Shikari, and I'm still mourning the loss of Team Clover.


Keep running Ammy. Just keep running.

 

[Phlakes]

I'm Nick Clinkscales, I went through dozens of ideas including architecture and psychology until I decided "fuck it, I'm going to art school", I suck at Mega Man [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.312431-New-10-1-Lets-Play-Mega-Man-Blind-Volume-20-24], I was born in Austin, Texas, moved to Germany for three years, then came back before 1st grade, I have very nimble toes, and I would be completely heterosexual if Nathan Fillion/David Tennant/etc. didn't exist.

I also used to be pretty good at tennis.

And bowties are cool.

 

[Leemaster777]

The name is Lee. Not Leeroy, not Leo, not Leonardo... just Lee. Dammit. I live in Florida, the Sunshine State. Or, as I like to call it, the Strip Club State.

I'm currently employed in the dietary department of my local hospital, although I'm looking into going back to school for something in the computer field.

I'm a black belt in Aikido, and and Eagle Scout in Boy Scouts. So I can beat your ass into submission, and then tie knots. A deadly combination.

And now, a few random (but totally true) facts about my life and family:

I was once almost killed by a SWAT team when I was only 3 months old. To be fair, the situation DID involve a presidential assassination plot.

My father once created a race of mutant radioactive albino black widow spiders. Just for the lulz.

I own an actual shark tooth from the mechanical Jaws at Universal Studios... but I can't find the damn thing.

I have my own theme song, by Tenacious D:


And that about covers some of the more... interesting aspect of myself. Oh, and hello!

 

[gallaetha_matt]

Wow, loads of you guys are British and aspiring writers. It feels like I'm surrounded by loads of alternate versions of me. It's just like that wet dream I had.

I'm Matt. 25. A British aspiring writer. I've got a collection of rejection letters from literary agents and publishing houses in my pen drawer. At the moment I'm trying to rush two of my shorter novels down the self publication route. It's like trying to run the Grand National with your own two legs after all the horses refused to carry you.

I went to university down in London and had the good fortune of graduating just as the bottom was dropping out of the job market. I had to move back to my home town of Liverpool two years ago and I've been minimum waging it ever since. I complain about both facts often - it's perplexing how a town can use so much fake tan when it's so chock full of white supremacists. I mean, what are they trying to accomplish?

My forum tactic is to dispense jokes about clown porn and necrophilia in the same way that a squid dispenses ink, and I'm liable to burst into foam spurting, keyboard mashing rage whenever anybody mentions Alan Titchmarsh or Katie Price.

Pleased to meet you all. Also, try not to hate me because all my posts are too long. It's what I do and there are so many other, better reasons to hate me.