Meet The Producers

[Lord Krunk]

Where the fuck's John Stamos in that commercial?!?! We HAVE to have him guys! He's so damn sexy!

John Stamos went swimming in a river wearing pretty heavy boots. Concrete ones to be precise.

John Stamos should come back as the leader of the zombie horde! GENIUS!

NO NO NO! Hold off the cigars for a sec!

You and me have a problem here...

John Stamos is way to sexy to be the leader of the zombie horde. He NEEDS to have a role that involves him taking care of the main character with a girl who supposedly doesn't like him but eventually loves him because of his rebel attitued.

GIRLS NEED TO FALL IN LOVE WITH THE MAN, WE DON'T NEED GUYS ORGASAMING OVER HIS SEXYNESS OF THE LEADER OF THE ZOMBIE HORDE!

Ok, he, the zombie hoard and all his 'bitchez' are at the bottom of a river all wearing identical concrete boots.

Ooh! Then Willy can help them reach the surface, where they'll kick everyone with their concrete boots!

 

[Anarchemitis]

Hokay, I think that finishes Free Willy: Flamethrower Edition (or a better title we can all agree upon, my fellow producers)
What now?

 

[The Sorrow]

Tie-ins! Games, books, action figures...

 

[PurpleRain]

We could build the worlds greatest house with the money we have made!

 

[Jumplion]

*grumble* fine, but atleast have a sex scene with the Stamos. It will be on a flaming bike, with the army of hell behind him, with Willy as the helper, and a helecopter throwing a spotlight on them, with a flood taking place made of Mac n' Cheese (for Craft Mac N Cheese advertising), with explosions of both bacon and the Mac n Cheese coordinated to Stamos's thrusts, with a HUGE bomb dropping after the orgams.

IT'S FUCKING BRILLIANT PEOPLE! ACKNOLAGE MY GENIUS!

And we need a collectable card game, nerds love collectables and cards and most importantly games, so why not mix them all together?

 

[Anarchemitis]

Amazing! Movie Completed. Now, what other movie proposals do we have, Mr. Rain?